3/3/2004: Kick your ass cop cars

Undertoad · 03-03-2004, 03:08 PM

Dateline Bakersfield California, and thanks to Wolf for suggesting this one. She notes that not only is this verified true, covered in this story, but they now have a cafepress shop for it.

The decals are not on the cars now, and it's not clear how serious they were from the story, but hey.

lumberjim · 03-03-2004, 03:48 PM

Here's the car from their sex crimes department:

poohbearbeth · 03-03-2004, 04:58 PM

well we knew they were rough..
but now they advertise their beatings
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

xoxoxoBruce · 03-03-2004, 05:26 PM

Doesn't everyone clamor for honest cops, all the time?

poohbearbeth · 03-03-2004, 07:12 PM

Sometimes too much honesty can get your but kicked
I guess it pays to advertise

wolf · 03-03-2004, 07:14 PM

The version I was sent by a member of that department had an extra statement ... which may have been photo ... uh, digitally added in ...

lumberjim · 03-03-2004, 07:16 PM

I LOVE IT

Uryoces · 03-03-2004, 07:27 PM

Is my most favoritest department now.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-03-2004, 07:31 PM

Those are the same wheels as the "seal" car.

Undertoad · 03-03-2004, 07:39 PM

Oh yeah, Wolf, the large size image which you had ATTACHED -- man I'm getting absent-minded in my old age.

Nothing But Net · 03-03-2004, 09:37 PM

In Houston, they don't need any signs. The mere sight of a cop car implies "We'll kill your ass!".

'Nuff said.

Olikat · 03-03-2004, 10:43 PM

Anyone ever been to Bakersfield? Uh, not much out there. They must not have anything better to do

Degrees · 03-04-2004, 08:11 AM

I live half-way between Fresno and Bakersfield - talk about not much to do....

The cowboy mentality is alive and kicking (your ass) here in the valley. We even have rodeos every year that have a tradition going back a hundred years.

clay_bo_day · 06-01-2004, 01:27 AM

I love my city

It's true they will kick your ass, the phrase shoot first ask questions later, is practically like breathing around here.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-01-2004, 05:03 PM

Welcome to the Cellar, Clay. I take it, you're on the "good side" of the ass kickers.

03-03-2004, 03:08 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	3/3/2004: Kick your ass cop cars Dateline Bakersfield California, and thanks to Wolf for suggesting this one. She notes that not only is this verified true, covered in this story, but they now have a cafepress shop for it. The decals are not on the cars now, and it's not clear how serious they were from the story, but hey.

03-03-2004, 03:48 PM	#2
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Here's the car from their sex crimes department: Attached Images __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-03-2004, 04:58 PM	#3
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	:) well we knew they were rough.. but now they advertise their beatings CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG

03-03-2004, 05:26 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Doesn't everyone clamor for honest cops, all the time? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-03-2004, 07:12 PM	#5
poohbearbeth Keeper of the Decorum Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 59	Too honest Sometimes too much honesty can get your but kicked I guess it pays to advertise

03-03-2004, 07:14 PM	#6
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The version I was sent by a member of that department had an extra statement ... which may have been photo ... uh, digitally added in ... Attached Images __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-03-2004, 07:16 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I LOVE IT __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-03-2004, 07:27 PM	#8
Uryoces 2nd Covenant, yo Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Pugetropolis Posts: 583	The Kern County Sheriff Is my most favoritest department now. __________________ The party's over ... the drink ... and the luck ... ran out.

03-03-2004, 07:31 PM	#9
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Those are the same wheels as the "seal" car. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-03-2004, 07:39 PM	#10
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Oh yeah, Wolf, the large size image which you had ATTACHED -- man I'm getting absent-minded in my old age.

03-03-2004, 09:37 PM	#11
Nothing But Net Professor Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Spring, Texas Posts: 1,481	Y'all have no idea In Houston, they don't need any signs. The mere sight of a cop car implies "We'll kill your ass!". 'Nuff said.

03-03-2004, 10:43 PM	#12
Olikat Fellow-Commoner Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 10	Bakersfield Anyone ever been to Bakersfield? Uh, not much out there. They must not have anything better to do

03-04-2004, 08:11 AM	#13
Degrees Resident Denizen Join Date: May 2001 Location: Visalia, CA Posts: 62	Bakersfield I live half-way between Fresno and Bakersfield - talk about not much to do.... The cowboy mentality is alive and kicking (your ass) here in the valley. We even have rodeos every year that have a tradition going back a hundred years.

06-01-2004, 01:27 AM	#14
clay_bo_day Kinda New Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 1	I love my city It's true they will kick your ass, the phrase shoot first ask questions later, is practically like breathing around here.

06-01-2004, 05:03 PM	#15
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Welcome to the Cellar, Clay. I take it, you're on the "good side" of the ass kickers. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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