Respond to the Dwellar two posts above - Page 4

Big Sarge · 10-16-2012, 06:18 PM

Does it count if you let your bran and grains ferment and then drink them??

infinite monkey · 10-16-2012, 08:01 PM

I disagree. I think it was considerably less more than when it was more more. If you work out the algorithm you would find that the more less is cancelled out by the less less more of now. Conversely, one cannot extrapolate the seemingly foregone conclusion that more less is less than less more.

Gravdigr · 10-17-2012, 04:23 PM

Fermented brains count even more.

More or less.

BigV · 10-17-2012, 04:42 PM

being baffled

and delayed,

I will drink more

and worry less.

Quote:

The Regular–The Art of the Fiber Cocktail: A History

The wheel.
The printing press.
The theory of relativity.
The Polio vaccine.

Every once in a long while a spark of brilliance glows so ardently as to turn the flame of mortal imagination into the conflagration of human progress. Today friends, I shall tell you of such a spark–an earth-shattering idea with societal, technological, geopolitical, and gastronomical implications beyond the wildest dreams of its humble architects. I speak of course, of the Fiber Cocktail.

The Regular
Ingredients

2oz Vodka
1/2 tsp Metamucil or other fiber suppliment
1 Crystal brandy snifter

Directions

Pour the Vodka into the snifter
With a spoon, add the Metamucil
With quick flicks of the wrist, continuously swirl the vodka fiber mix around in a clockwise motion (or counterclockwise if you’re in the southern hemisphere) so that the two parts become incorporated. Do not stop swirling or the contents will separate immediately. When the ingredients are fully mixed, make one great big swirl of the glass that ends at your mouth, drinking the the whole mixture while it’s still moving.

Crimson Ghost · 11-14-2012, 02:29 AM

So, drunk zombies?

Gravdigr · 11-14-2012, 09:51 AM

Drink More, Worry Less™

Ima sell that to a liquor company.

infinite monkey · 11-16-2012, 12:07 PM

Sure, you know how when you plug a watermelon with a bottle of vodka? Eating drunken zombie heads will produce the same result as eating that watermelon. Therefore, the head-eaters become the head-eatees.

Gravdigr · 11-16-2012, 01:43 PM

~~You'll~~ I'll make millions.

footfootfoot · 11-16-2012, 06:55 PM

That's a recursive feedback loop reiterating itself endlessly all over again and again repetitively ad infinitum for ever and ever. . .

zippyt · 11-16-2012, 10:27 PM

Twinkies Mhhhhh ,
Now Losing SuziQ,s THAT JUST AINT RIGHT !!!!!!!

Lamplighter · 11-16-2012, 10:35 PM

Would you please recapitulate again.

SamIam · 11-16-2012, 10:35 PM

Wait! How can you respond to yourself? There oughta be a law...

Lamplighter · 11-16-2012, 10:36 PM

I just did !

Crimson Ghost · 11-17-2012, 01:05 PM

We made the law we need.

SamIam · 11-17-2012, 01:57 PM

Well, fine. Two can play at this game!

10-16-2012, 06:18 PM	#46
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Does it count if you let your bran and grains ferment and then drink them?? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

10-17-2012, 04:23 PM	#48
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Fermented brains count even more. More or less. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-14-2012, 02:29 AM	#50
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	So, drunk zombies? __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-14-2012, 09:51 AM	#51
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Drink More, Worry Less™ Ima sell that to a liquor company. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-16-2012, 01:43 PM	#53
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	~~You'll~~ I'll make millions. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-16-2012, 08:01 PM	#47
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	I disagree. I think it was considerably less more than when it was more more. If you work out the algorithm you would find that the more less is cancelled out by the less less more of now. Conversely, one cannot extrapolate the seemingly foregone conclusion that more less is less than less more.

11-16-2012, 12:07 PM	#52
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Sure, you know how when you plug a watermelon with a bottle of vodka? Eating drunken zombie heads will produce the same result as eating that watermelon. Therefore, the head-eaters become the head-eatees.

11-16-2012, 06:55 PM	#54
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	That's a recursive feedback loop reiterating itself endlessly all over again and again repetitively ad infinitum for ever and ever. . . __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

11-16-2012, 10:27 PM	#55
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	Twinkies Mhhhhh , Now Losing SuziQ,s THAT JUST AINT RIGHT !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-16-2012, 10:35 PM	#56
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Would you please recapitulate again.

11-16-2012, 10:35 PM	#57
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Wait! How can you respond to yourself? There oughta be a law...

11-16-2012, 10:36 PM	#58
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	I just did !

11-17-2012, 01:05 PM	#59
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	We made the law we need. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-17-2012, 01:57 PM	#60
SamIam Registered User Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Not here Posts: 2,655	Well, fine. Two can play at this game!

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