Happy Birthday DanaC!!

[infinite monkey]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Unless you were just born, then it might get complicated.

Nah, it's like a 10 yard penalty in football when the team is already on the 7. It switches to 'half the distance to the goal.'

So if the baby is a week old, and you say Happy Birfday on the eighth day, the baby can only go back half a distance to the womb. So the baby would revert to 4 days old.

Or something.

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by infinite monkey

Nah, it's like a 10 yard penalty in football when the team is already on the 7. It switches to 'half the distance to the goal.'

So if the baby is a week old, and you say Happy Birfday on the eighth day, the baby can only go back half a distance to the womb. So the baby would revert to 4 days old.

Or something.

So at the instant it pops out you can keep saying happy birthday forever and it will never get all the way back inside but it won't grow older either.

Saves on college.