Your Stance

[quzah]

Originally posted by godwulf
Ever experience a real Japanese commode? It's scary! It's like a urinal that goes all the way down to the floor and then extends out several feet, over which you have to stand or squat to do pretty much anything you have to do.

There was a great scene in the movie 'Mr. Baseball', where Tom Selleck is ticked off with the Japanese about something, and he says, "Next you'll be telling me how to take a shit!" and he walks into the stall, the door closes, there's a moment of silence, and he says, "Will somebody tell me how to take a shit?!"

Perhaps you'd prefer the old... Roman?... bathrooms. I can't seem to find, though admittedly I didn't look that hard, the ruins I'm thinking of. Basicly it's a court yard with a huge circular toilet. That's not entirely accurate. It's more like a row of toilets all connected to eachother, horse-shoe shaped out in the plaza. Wander out there, sit down (I was going to say plop down, but the pun was well...), and chat away with everyone while you all do your duity.

Quzah.