Cellar Fantasy Football 2013 - Page 16

lumberjim · 12-04-2013, 05:29 AM

you're just on a bye week, bud.

You're the 2nd tallest midget in the circus, as it were.

There are 2 brackets now. Championship and Consolation. The best 2 teams from each have a bye this week. So, Tony and Shaw have no game this week, and You and PZone (Carmen).

As I recall, the losers play each other too, so don't quit on it if you lose your first playoff round. And remember that the final game is divided into NFL weeks 16 & 17.

I have to beat Amanda this week in order to get a rematch with UT. Aaron Fucking Rogers better do a collar bone double check and get his candy ass back on the field.

Griff · 12-04-2013, 05:38 AM

Ha! love that line.

glatt · 12-04-2013, 08:12 AM

I'm ready, I think. It's going to be a close one with Troop. Could go either way.

Biggest decision, as always, is looking into the old crystal ball and trying to figure out if Griffin is going to have one of his 10 point games or a 50 point game. Fucker is so inconsistent. But last week was a 50 pointer, and he usually follows those up with a 10 pointer, so I'm benching him.

bluecuracao · 12-04-2013, 06:23 PM

Hello, all...I apologize for abandoning Eagle Green this entire season. Things have been extremely weird in my life lately, and my brain just refused to deal with anything football-related (amongst other things).

A bizarre kind of preservation mode? Probably.

Anyway, I tried to fix my team up a little, in the hopes that I'll have a decent showing for the final week at least. Show me what you got, Geno Smith!

lumberjim · 12-09-2013, 10:58 PM

Playoff results. Round one.

If you lost, hang in. ... theres a loser-off to play next week

glatt · 12-16-2013, 08:54 AM

Wow. Several of my players did very poorly yesterday.

You're looking good, Shawnee. I doubt Flacco will save me tonight. He's decent, but I need him to be spectacular. You've got this one in the bag.

Undertoad · 12-16-2013, 11:00 AM

Yeah uh oh well. Pass along my congrats to Amanda

lumberjim · 12-16-2013, 11:15 AM

Yeah. That Birch beat me too

glatt · 12-16-2013, 11:16 AM

Wait a second, was I playing Infi for a slot in the championship game?

Come on Flacco, have the game of your lifetime tonight!

If I lose, am I playing UT next week for the third place slot?

lumberjim · 12-16-2013, 12:40 PM

EDIT:

yes, if you lose you'll play UT for 3rd...loser is 4th, I play zippy for 5th place loser gets 6th

the consolation bracket works the same way

lumberjim · 12-16-2013, 12:46 PM

and REMEMBER!

the next TWO WEEKS of real football will get merged into the FF final game! so don't give up if you lose week 16!

Clodfobble · 12-16-2013, 02:39 PM

Damn. I'm beating the Goats right now, but only by 13 points. All my players are done for the week, and he's still got three to play tonight. Whew! This fight for 8th and 9th place in the league is gonna be a nailbiter!

glatt · 12-16-2013, 03:24 PM

I can't get my head around the fact that I still have a (long) shot at #1, and am guaranteed at least 4th. My team has been very mediocre this whole season, and I don't think I ever ranked higher than 6th in the league.

Griff · 12-16-2013, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Damn. I'm beating the Goats right now, but only by 13 points. All my players are done for the week, and he's still got three to play tonight. Whew! This fight for 8th and 9th place in the league is gonna be a nailbiter!

Ha!

infinite monkey · 12-16-2013, 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I can't get my head around the fact that I still have a (long) shot at #1, and am guaranteed at least 4th. My team has been very mediocre this whole season, and I don't think I ever ranked higher than 6th in the league.

Your shot is so long you can't even see how long it is with any long shot devising devices!

Good Luck! It would be hilarious if Flacco got enough points, but as I always say: It's football...most anything can happen.

I think it's gonna be Chick Bowl, though. Me and Amanda in the finals. You have to like that!

12-04-2013, 05:29 AM	#226
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you're just on a bye week, bud. You're the 2nd tallest midget in the circus, as it were. There are 2 brackets now. Championship and Consolation. The best 2 teams from each have a bye this week. So, Tony and Shaw have no game this week, and You and PZone (Carmen). As I recall, the losers play each other too, so don't quit on it if you lose your first playoff round. And remember that the final game is divided into NFL weeks 16 & 17. I have to beat Amanda this week in order to get a rematch with UT. Aaron Fucking Rogers better do a collar bone double check and get his candy ass back on the field. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-04-2013, 05:38 AM	#227
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Ha! love that line. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-09-2013, 10:58 PM	#230
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Playoff results. Round one. If you lost, hang in. ... theres a loser-off to play next week __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2013, 11:15 AM	#233
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Yeah. That Birch beat me too __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2013, 12:40 PM	#235
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	EDIT: yes, if you lose you'll play UT for 3rd...loser is 4th, I play zippy for 5th place loser gets 6th the consolation bracket works the same way __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan Last edited by lumberjim; 12-16-2013 at 12:45 PM.

12-04-2013, 08:12 AM	#228
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm ready, I think. It's going to be a close one with Troop. Could go either way. Biggest decision, as always, is looking into the old crystal ball and trying to figure out if Griffin is going to have one of his 10 point games or a 50 point game. Fucker is so inconsistent. But last week was a 50 pointer, and he usually follows those up with a 10 pointer, so I'm benching him.

12-04-2013, 06:23 PM	#229
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	Hello, all...I apologize for abandoning Eagle Green this entire season. Things have been extremely weird in my life lately, and my brain just refused to deal with anything football-related (amongst other things). A bizarre kind of preservation mode? Probably. Anyway, I tried to fix my team up a little, in the hopes that I'll have a decent showing for the final week at least. Show me what you got, Geno Smith!

12-16-2013, 08:54 AM	#231
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Wow. Several of my players did very poorly yesterday. You're looking good, Shawnee. I doubt Flacco will save me tonight. He's decent, but I need him to be spectacular. You've got this one in the bag.

12-16-2013, 11:00 AM	#232
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yeah uh oh well. Pass along my congrats to Amanda

12-16-2013, 11:16 AM	#234
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Wait a second, was I playing Infi for a slot in the championship game? Come on Flacco, have the game of your lifetime tonight! If I lose, am I playing UT next week for the third place slot?

12-16-2013, 12:46 PM	#236
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	and REMEMBER! the next TWO WEEKS of real football will get merged into the FF final game! so don't give up if you lose week 16! __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-16-2013, 02:39 PM	#237
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Damn. I'm beating the Goats right now, but only by 13 points. All my players are done for the week, and he's still got three to play tonight. Whew! This fight for 8th and 9th place in the league is gonna be a nailbiter! __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

12-16-2013, 03:24 PM	#238
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I can't get my head around the fact that I still have a (long) shot at #1, and am guaranteed at least 4th. My team has been very mediocre this whole season, and I don't think I ever ranked higher than 6th in the league.

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