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08-02-2013, 02:43 PM
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The doctor quit last night. Pitched a fit while seeing his second patient. Chaos reigned more than usual.
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08-03-2013, 09:43 AM
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Goon Squad Leader
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Can't wait for the next episode!
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08-12-2013, 09:27 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Another one bites the dust ...
Psychokiller girlfriend worked one shift this week. She had two patients and a psych referral (goes straight to the psych unit, we never see them). I left itemized instructions for dealing with the two referrals. An average night is 4 to 6 patients plus the psych referrals. She resigned first thing Sunday morning, sent an email giving 2 week's notice. Sent bossdude an email. I'm supposed to act surprised when I find out tomorrow.
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08-12-2013, 10:45 PM
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Wow you have more turnovers than Arby's!
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08-12-2013, 11:32 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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There was also a nursing assistant fired for assisting nurses in a way not covered in his job description.
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08-13-2013, 07:40 AM
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You gotta explain more about that one.
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08-14-2013, 10:48 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Apparently he was found en flagrante delicto by another of his paramours. It seems that many of the nurses are Nurse Jackie.
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08-15-2013, 11:11 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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So he got fired for doing rather than assisting; but, wasn't practicing without a license. I'd like to hear him explain that at his next job interview.
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01-10-2014, 10:08 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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The night weekend girl has a "prescription." It is only a matter of time until that becomes a full blown relapse. Her thing is coke and booze, but it's all kind of a slippery slope. Hyperguy's thing was coke too, I think.
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05-05-2014, 09:51 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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Today, from a telephone interview ...
wolf: So, what are you drinking DrunkOldLady: Ensure Mudslides.
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05-05-2014, 09:53 PM
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lobber of scimitars
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I'm in the midst of an eight day stretch without a break including a double going into it, a 12+-hour shift to start it. I won't be coming up for air until this coming weekend.
But I may end up being able to cover my rent this month.
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05-05-2014, 09:55 PM
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I question the appropriateness of the rehab receptionist greeting all the patients by saying "Happy Cinco de Mayo."
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05-05-2014, 10:57 PM
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I love it when a plan comes together.
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Absolutely! She should have said "Feliz Cinco de Mayo." It was in poor taste to greet the patients in Spanglish.
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05-24-2014, 01:07 AM
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Great moment of the day
Patient: That place, it was crazy. Me: It's a mental institution. Patient: The police brought in this guy, he was in a towel. Me: It's Friday. Patient: What? Me: Most days they don't have the towel.
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05-24-2014, 11:18 PM
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Always know where your towel is!
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