What's mildly irritating you today?

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You know what's awesome?

When you notice an old twisty fluorescent bulb in your cabinet mixed in with the LED bulbs, and you think to yourself, "Huh, I should get rid of that..." and then somehow (?) it gets knocked down (or absentmindedly placed?) into the dirty laundry basket instead of tucked neatly away where it came from, and then you casually shove everything into the washing machine, and an hour later you have a load of laundry full of tiny glass shards and mercury.

WTF is wrong with me, that I don't notice a goddamn lightbulb in my laundry basket?

The glass shards will give all your clothes that "sand washed" look! There is an

infinitesimal amount of mercury in those bulbs, you'd need a few tractor trailer loads to make a filling.