Humor...I Need Humor...

Carruthers · 10-02-2014, 01:48 PM

My neighbour has a lot of time on her hands so I suggested she could do with a hobby. She tells me that she's taken up yoga.

Well, it's better than sitting around doing nothing.

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I've sold my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust.

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A woman walks into a bar and says "Barman! An innuendo, please".

Certainly madam. Would you like a large one?

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Then there was the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic.

He'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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10-02-2014, 01:48 PM	#9
Carruthers Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Buckinghamshire UK Posts: 4,059	My neighbour has a lot of time on her hands so I suggested she could do with a hobby. She tells me that she's taken up yoga. Well, it's better than sitting around doing nothing. ========================================== I've sold my vacuum cleaner. It was just collecting dust. ========================================== A woman walks into a bar and says "Barman! An innuendo, please". Certainly madam. Would you like a large one? ========================================== Then there was the dyslexic, insomniac agnostic. He'd lay awake at night wondering if there really is a dog. ==========================================

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