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[Carruthers]

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

My Brit friends (Londoners if that matters) say thick as two short planks.
Are there degrees of thickness?

There's...

Thick

Thick as a plank

Thick as two short planks

Thick as a brick and not half as useful

Thick as a docker's sandwich


Scientific opinion is divided as to the correct order of thickness, but I think that the above gradations will stand the casual observer in good stead.