The WTF NSFW thread

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So, there I am, watching a little morning porn, minding my own bidniz, when I have to answer the phone. I hit pause, get the phone (No, I do not want to lower my credit card interest rate, thanks for asking), come back to the porn and there's this ad.

Specifically, this ad:



Wait, whaaaaa?? Sasha Grey (<---NSFW LINK) is gonna be here to blow me in ten minutes??? I gotta get a shower, PRONTO!!!

But, did I click on that ad? You're goddamn right I clicked on it (pay hook-up site, ftr). I mean, I was pretty sure Sasha Grey wasn't reeeeally gonna show up and gargle my dangly bits. But, back there, waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back there, in the very backest of the back of my mind, I thought..."Maybe.".

It's been several hours now, and Ms. Grey has not shown up yet, not in the flesh, anyway.

Ahh, the wonders of internet porn...