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Old 03-17-2015, 09:45 AM   #16
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The Gentleman's Single-Use Unlubricated Monocle
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Old 03-17-2015, 10:16 AM   #17
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Around 200 suckers backers have signed up. Amazing.
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Old 03-17-2015, 10:19 AM   #18
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Around 200 suckers backers have signed up. Amazing.

Build a better monocle, and the World will beat a path to your door.
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Old 03-17-2015, 11:00 AM   #19
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The comments are almost as entertaining as the project itself. I feel myself reaching toward my wallet...

eta: Watch the promotional video!

"Curse your Teutonic preparedness!"

Remember Gentlemen, if you want to join your lady in the private box "at the opera", you cannot come unprepared.
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Old 03-17-2015, 04:09 PM   #20
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If you attempt to use it as a condom, you will definitely hurt yourself, and you may experience the miracle of life.
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Old 03-17-2015, 04:31 PM   #21
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Was helping Dad clean out both his attics this weekend. Found a REAL gas can. One without all the regulatory bullshit on it. Steel with an air hole in the back and an angled tip spout on the front.
It is now mine! (Happy Dance)
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:12 PM   #22
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***THE LINK IN THE FOLLOWING POST PROBABLY SHOULD NOT BE FOLLOWED FROM WORK***
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:15 PM   #23
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A tampon that you can share with a friend, a very close friend, is a product that probably should not exist.

Actually, it's two tampons. But, they're connected by one string.

...WTF?...
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Old 08-20-2015, 01:20 PM   #24
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Two holes.
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Old 08-27-2015, 12:51 PM   #25
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LumiLor™ Electroluminescent Coating System
Turn you table into a lamp, your helmet into a light bulb, or your pogo stick into a night terror.
The bad news - it must be electrically powered.
The good news - you can switch it on and off.

They claim they can coat...
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Metal Applications: Metals (primed first to insulate them electrically) make a great surface to turn into an EL lamp.

Plastic Applications: LumiLor™ can be applied to plastics in an unlimited variety of shapes and sizes.

Vinyl Application: LumiLor™ can be applied to vinyl and can flex up to 180º.

Wood Applications: LumiLor can be applied to wood as see in the image of a guitar body. Imagine a white hand rail down your stairs illuminating at night as you approach, lighting your way in the dark.

Glass Application: Glass is now a practical substrate with plenty of potential.
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Old 08-27-2015, 01:45 PM   #26
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I like that.
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Old 08-27-2015, 01:57 PM   #27
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That's a Tron cosplay just waiting to happen.
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Old 08-27-2015, 03:22 PM   #28
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That would make for some interesting pinstriping.
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Old 09-19-2015, 07:19 PM   #29
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Old 09-20-2015, 01:42 PM   #30
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