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10-21-2015, 09:57 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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I never excuse my kids if they're late unless it's my fault.. they need to suck it up.
My standard excuse note for when they have to skip school for an ice hockey tournament is: XXX will not be in school on Friday because he has a series of appointments with some solidified hydrogen dioxide specialists. I did just cut and paste this from my email archive 
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02-08-2016, 01:19 PM
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02-24-2016, 09:31 AM
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While the notes are funny they are predicated on the idea that it is the kids's fault that they are late. An actual parent (according to me) would say, "You can Expecto Patronum after school. Get dressed and get your bookbag together."
Great, you've got five kids, that doesn't excuse you from parenting. VERDICT: sarcastic asshat. Bailff, whack his pepee. Quote:
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02-24-2016, 11:09 PM
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EDITED TO ADD: Apparently I have mixed my memories of the good old days. The pee-pee whackin' baliff is *not*, repeat, not part of the trove of treasures from Kentucky Fried Movie, though they are of a kind, and contemporaneous. Do not call the baliff, I'll whack my own pee-pee, repentently (sp). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkETcBTvyC8 at 14:48.
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08-25-2016, 03:33 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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08-26-2016, 03:44 PM
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