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Old 11-05-2003, 02:54 PM   #1
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kind of gross

www.technicalvirgin.com

Hilarious, if you can stomach it.
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Old 11-05-2003, 03:28 PM   #2
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So squirting this crap in your kid's mouth is supposed to be construed as fun??
It can't be worse than toothpaste in my case. There's only one flavor my kids like, and it's been discontinued!
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Old 11-05-2003, 04:26 PM   #3
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It can't be worse than toothpaste in my case. There's only one flavor my kids like, and it's been discontinued!
Thats been an issue here as well. My 7 year old likes adult Crest orange flavor... worth a shot.
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Old 11-05-2003, 05:28 PM   #4
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Hmmm I'll try it.. never seen that... they don't like the mint of most adult ones, and all of the kids ones (except for the Tweety Bird Berry Flavor from Colgate) are bubblegum flavor of some kind, and they don't like that either.
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Old 11-05-2003, 07:50 PM   #5
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A letter to Oops Paste

Dear Madam:

Goddamn, it sounds like you bitches have a fine motherfucking product on your hands! But I have to fucking know...what the hell does this shit tastes like?

Thank you very fucking much.
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Old 11-05-2003, 08:27 PM   #6
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113. (I hypothesize that high scores on the geek test tend to correlate to lower scores on the hell test.)
Good point. I was probably to busy earning my ticket to hell to do the geek things. Of course in my formative years there were a lot less geek things to do.
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:06 AM   #7
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Hilarious, if you can stomach it.
Danielle V.'s "Creative Date Idea" is just too much.

Where DO today's kids get that kind of money? I didn't have $500 to spend on a CAR when I was in high school ...
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Old 11-06-2003, 12:08 AM   #8
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Good point. I was probably to busy earning my ticket to hell to do the geek things. Of course in my formative years there were a lot less geek things to do.
You had comic books, Buck Rogers Space Guns, and crystal radio sets ...

Bruce, your doodads collection ALONE should have gathered you like 20% additional geekiness. The problem is in the test, not your fine self.
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Old 11-06-2003, 03:40 AM   #9
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Ah shucks.
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Old 11-06-2003, 09:14 AM   #10
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Ya'll have GOT to check this out !!!!!!
http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/...alhussein.html
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Old 11-06-2003, 08:43 PM   #11
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Ya'll have GOT to check this out !!!!!!
http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/...alhussein.html
Oh my god, that's fucking hilarious!

It ranks up there with "Combo No. 5." Anyone seen that one recently? I've been looking for it, but can't find it.
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Old 11-07-2003, 04:35 PM   #12
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How about a Tramp Lamp.
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Old 11-07-2003, 11:04 PM   #13
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These are the companion pieces to Ralph's Father's "Major Award" aren't they?
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Old 11-08-2003, 12:00 AM   #14
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Old 11-08-2003, 03:44 AM   #15
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These are the companion pieces to Ralph's Father's "Major Award" aren't they?
I got a catalog the other day that has a replica of the "major award".
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