Faces - Page 9

Gravdigr · 10-30-2015, 03:25 PM

I couldn't find a suitable thread. These guys have faces, so, I'll put it here.

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These men are not twins. They are not brothers. They are not related. They are (or, were) complete strangers. They only met after they were seated next to each other on a plane.

Man, that would be eerie.

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lumberjim · 10-30-2015, 05:01 PM

I wish my brother and I had been there

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2015, 05:03 PM

Handy to have someone to pin your dirty deeds on. Get his fingerprints and make latex gloves with them.

Lamplighter · 10-30-2015, 05:28 PM

Something's fishy in that story

xoxoxoBruce · 10-30-2015, 09:10 PM

These guys want to join the club.

Gravdigr · 10-31-2015, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Something's fishy in that story

I'm wondering if maybe Dad was a travelin' man...

Sundae · 11-06-2015, 05:17 AM

My Dad would often find weird things to complain about.
Even pre-dementia.
Recently he has taken against men with beards, and it drives Mum crazy, because whereas before he would mention one of his pet peeves about once a fortnight, now he can mention it again and again in the space of an hour without remembering he has, or rather without really caring that he has.

When we went out to lunch together he commented on every young man walking past with a beard.
"ANOTHER BEARD!" He's hard of hearing too btw.
Then when they came back from having placed their order, and passed our table again, "THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WITH A BEARD!"

He even does it watching TV, and although that's less likely to end in an aggressive confrontation, I know Mum finds it more wearing.
Advert break, same actor comes on, "BEARD!"

He's had one himself more than once.
I think it's the age of the men concerned, and the volume (of the beard)
His was silver and neatly trimmed.

Maybe it's even beard envy.
Sadly however, I think it's an old man who can no longer manage change.

(FTR, I do not like big bushy beards - they strike me as unhygienic - I would never let my lady garden grow to that extent)

glatt · 11-06-2015, 07:23 AM

I agree with him. The trendy beards all over the place are a bit much. Not enough for me to comment on, or get irritated about, but enough for me to think "enough already."

Clodfobble · 11-06-2015, 09:46 AM

My Kinsey score is a one-to-one correlation with how many millimeters of stubble a man has, so beards are right out. It's purely a personal hangup though, they can walk around with them in public all they want. I just don't want to have to touch them.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2015, 10:12 AM

My beard is so disappointed.

But it's 45 years old so I have no say in the matter.

glatt · 11-06-2015, 10:18 AM

See. I would never call your beard trendy.

Gravdigr · 11-06-2015, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

I would never let my lady garden grow to that extent

Well, it's nice to know that when someone gets down there they're not gonna meet up with William Lee Golden.

Also:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae

"BEARD!"

This is now a thing. EVERYWHERE I go. From now on.

Gravdigr · 11-06-2015, 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

My beard is so disappointed.

But it's 45 years old so I have no say in the matter.

My mustache is almost as old as your beard. Well, not quite...it's 32 years old. Never shaved it. Ever.

xoxoxoBruce · 11-06-2015, 03:14 PM

This is my fourth beard. This one lasted initially because it was a pissing match between my mother and myself. I won. usa usa usa.

classicman · 11-06-2015, 08:33 PM

MY beards been pretty much the same for 20+ years - well kept. These damn kids and their trends are ruining it for the lazy among us

10-30-2015, 03:25 PM	#121
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I couldn't find a suitable thread. These guys have faces, so, I'll put it here. These men are not twins. They are not brothers. They are not related. They are (or, were) complete strangers. They only met after they were seated next to each other on a plane. Man, that would be eerie. Link __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-30-2015, 05:01 PM	#122
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I wish my brother and I had been there __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-30-2015, 05:03 PM	#123
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Handy to have someone to pin your dirty deeds on. Get his fingerprints and make latex gloves with them. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-30-2015, 09:10 PM	#125
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	These guys want to join the club. Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-06-2015, 05:17 AM	#127
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	My Dad would often find weird things to complain about. Even pre-dementia. Recently he has taken against men with beards, and it drives Mum crazy, because whereas before he would mention one of his pet peeves about once a fortnight, now he can mention it again and again in the space of an hour without remembering he has, or rather without really caring that he has. When we went out to lunch together he commented on every young man walking past with a beard. "ANOTHER BEARD!" He's hard of hearing too btw. Then when they came back from having placed their order, and passed our table again, "THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WITH A BEARD!" He even does it watching TV, and although that's less likely to end in an aggressive confrontation, I know Mum finds it more wearing. Advert break, same actor comes on, "BEARD!" He's had one himself more than once. I think it's the age of the men concerned, and the volume (of the beard) His was silver and neatly trimmed. Maybe it's even beard envy. Sadly however, I think it's an old man who can no longer manage change. (FTR, I do not like big bushy beards - they strike me as unhygienic - I would never let my lady garden grow to that extent) __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-30-2015, 05:28 PM	#124
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Something's fishy in that story

11-06-2015, 07:23 AM	#128
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I agree with him. The trendy beards all over the place are a bit much. Not enough for me to comment on, or get irritated about, but enough for me to think "enough already."

11-06-2015, 09:46 AM	#129
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	My Kinsey score is a one-to-one correlation with how many millimeters of stubble a man has, so beards are right out. It's purely a personal hangup though, they can walk around with them in public all they want. I just don't want to have to touch them. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

11-06-2015, 10:12 AM	#130
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	My beard is so disappointed. But it's 45 years old so I have no say in the matter. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-06-2015, 10:18 AM	#131
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	See. I would never call your beard trendy.

11-06-2015, 03:14 PM	#134
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	This is my fourth beard. This one lasted initially because it was a pissing match between my mother and myself. I won. usa usa usa. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-06-2015, 08:33 PM	#135
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	MY beards been pretty much the same for 20+ years - well kept. These damn kids and their trends are ruining it for the lazy among us __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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