Idiot of The Day - Page 17

xoxoxoBruce · 11-11-2015, 02:33 PM

OK, maybe more than one.

Say Ira, I heard there's 13 year old in that house with a Colt.45.
Appalling, Lamar, it's illegal and immoral for a youth to consume alcohol.
Ira, I feel it's my civic duty to intercede on behalf of the community.
Yes, Lamar, it would be shameful to turn our backs on a fellow human being gone astray.
Then it's agreed, Ira, we shall have an intervention, but we must proceed with stealth, so as not to frighten the child.
Splendid thought, Lamar, lead on.

Gravdigr · 11-16-2015, 03:36 PM

Man, they are strict in PA.

Apparently 'No' means "No."...

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...as well as "Stop, or I will smack you in the eye with a skillet!"

ƒucking idjit.

fargon · 11-16-2015, 05:25 PM

Good Girl.

Pamela · 11-16-2015, 06:44 PM

Who sleeps with a frying pan?

orthodoc · 11-16-2015, 06:53 PM

He's lucky all she had to hand was a frying pan. It did a nice job, though ...

Happy Monkey · 11-17-2015, 09:32 AM

So we have discovered the identity of Person Man. Triangle Man was justified.

Gravdigr · 11-17-2015, 03:44 PM

Whatsthatnow?

Happy Monkey · 11-17-2015, 04:00 PM

Person Man was hit on the head with a frying pan. He also lost a fight with Triangle Man.

Gravdigr · 11-18-2015, 02:03 PM

Ah. Thank you.

[accordion solo]

Gravdigr · 12-05-2015, 02:42 PM

From Reuters

Quote:

By Eric M. Johnson

SEATTLE (Reuters) - A 73-year-old man who had been pulled over for driving without his headlights was arrested by a Seattle police officer after he tried to snort cocaine in front of the stunned patrolman, authorities said on Friday.

After the officer checked the man's license and registration during the traffic stop on Tuesday evening, the patrolman walked back to the man's Toyota. When he peered into the car he saw the man "portioning out a scoop of cocaine from a small glass vial," the department said in a statement.

"What is that? Are you kidding?" Officer Nic Abts-Olsen can be heard saying to the man in an exchange captured by the patrol car's dashboard camera. "You're about to snort coke on the side of the road?"

The man was startled to see Abts-Olsen and spilled the white powder on his hands and on the car floor, telling the officer it was "vitamins."

"Finally, the man relented, complimented Officer Abts-Olsen on his keen detection skills and admitted that snorting cocaine in the middle of a traffic stop was, perhaps, a poor decision," the department's statement said.

The man was arrested and booked into the King County Jail for narcotics possession.

Abts-Olsen told the man, who had an unblemished driving record, that he was going to let him off with a warning for driving without his headlights, but for the cocaine.

(Reporting by Eric M. Johnson in Seattle; Editing by Sandra Maler)

xoxoxoBruce · 12-05-2015, 02:54 PM

It was perfectly safe, he had a cruiser with flashing lights behind him so nobody would hit him while he was doing a line beside the road. Besides, he's 73, how's he supposed to remember the cop's coming back? It also clears up why he couldn't find his license to chop that line with.

Gravdigr · 12-05-2015, 04:26 PM

I thought maybe the bump was to keep him awake til the cop came back to the car.

Sounds like it was dusk, so, he was probably returning form the early-bird special...

Or he was firing himself up to get those pesky kids off his lawn when he got home.

lumberjim · 12-06-2015, 10:13 AM

Only people that do, or have done coke know to refer to a small line as a bump. Guess we're both outed now.

Gravdigr · 12-06-2015, 11:08 AM

Whoops.

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Doctors say it kills horses and men
Yeah, they say it kills ya but they don't say when
Cocaine
Yeah you old cocaine, Lawd, Lawd, yeah[/HoytAxton]

classicman · 12-06-2015, 11:25 AM

Three's company... lol

11-11-2015, 02:33 PM	#241
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OK, maybe more than one. Say Ira, I heard there's 13 year old in that house with a Colt.45. Appalling, Lamar, it's illegal and immoral for a youth to consume alcohol. Ira, I feel it's my civic duty to intercede on behalf of the community. Yes, Lamar, it would be shameful to turn our backs on a fellow human being gone astray. Then it's agreed, Ira, we shall have an intervention, but we must proceed with stealth, so as not to frighten the child. Splendid thought, Lamar, lead on. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-16-2015, 03:36 PM	#242
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Man, they are strict in PA. Apparently 'No' means "No."... ...as well as "Stop, or I will smack you in the eye with a skillet!" ƒucking idjit. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-16-2015, 05:25 PM	#243
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Good Girl. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

11-16-2015, 06:53 PM	#245
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	He's lucky all she had to hand was a frying pan. It did a nice job, though ... __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

11-17-2015, 09:32 AM	#246
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	So we have discovered the identity of Person Man. Triangle Man was justified. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-16-2015, 06:44 PM	#244
Pamela Deplorable Join Date: Oct 2013 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 767	Who sleeps with a frying pan?

11-17-2015, 03:44 PM	#247
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whatsthatnow? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

11-17-2015, 04:00 PM	#248
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Person Man was hit on the head with a frying pan. He also lost a fight with Triangle Man. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

11-18-2015, 02:03 PM	#249
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ah. Thank you. [accordion solo] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-05-2015, 02:54 PM	#251
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It was perfectly safe, he had a cruiser with flashing lights behind him so nobody would hit him while he was doing a line beside the road. Besides, he's 73, how's he supposed to remember the cop's coming back? It also clears up why he couldn't find his license to chop that line with. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-05-2015, 04:26 PM	#252
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I thought maybe the bump was to keep him awake til the cop came back to the car. Sounds like it was dusk, so, he was probably returning form the early-bird special... Or he was firing himself up to get those pesky kids off his lawn when he got home. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2015, 10:13 AM	#253
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	Only people that do, or have done coke know to refer to a small line as a bump. Guess we're both outed now. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-06-2015, 11:08 AM	#254
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Whoops. vvv NSFW Lyrics vvv Doctors say it kills horses and men Yeah, they say it kills ya but they don't say when Cocaine Yeah you old cocaine, Lawd, Lawd, yeah[/HoytAxton] __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

12-06-2015, 11:25 AM	#255
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	Three's company... lol __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

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