Lumberjim...I need helmet source recommendations for guys with big heads

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I have a full face convertible that is 3x. I usually get by with 2x. Try Revzilla. Decent prices, superior shipping and servics.

That's what I was looking for. Thanks!

How was the trip?

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

Is it just me, or, has this thread drifted?

You *have* been on The Cellar before, right?

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

Here is what I know:

1.) More than one partner (in the politest of honest-sharing contexts) has admitted that I am, at the very least, the largest they have been with. And I have been with the same person since I was 19, so it's not like this is a post-baby development (and mine didn't come out that direction anyway.)

2.) The sex toys that I find ideal are what the internet refers to as "super extra large." Regular ones are... meh.

3.) Tampons fall out of me. Not right away, but you're supposed to have to pull those fuckers out, not shove them back in repeatedly. I just recently discovered extra large ones online--not extra absorbent, mind you, just a little wider than normal. They are not directly advertised precisely as such, but the discreetly-worded positive reviews did not lead me astray.

I gotta say that this is pretty frigging honest. And yes...there *is* a huge difference in the capacity of various females anatomy. I've been with women who could have easily started a vaginal spelunking business, all the way to women for whom I thought I was going to need to find something conical to even get started.

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by Sundae

I haven't asked a man his size since I was a teenager.

The only answer I ever gave to that question was "Well, you could just check it out for yourself. After all, we're both here right now, and clearly, we are both thinking about that."

[Elspode]

Originally Posted by Undertoad

Every female in the tribe must get pregnant. Very important.

Yes...and by *me*. That's why it's important.

[lumberjim]

In retrospect, this thread is even funnier. Nice job getting the actual measurement, Bruce. And clod for distracting me with your large cooter. I guess you didn't get a Helmet, spode.

[Clodfobble]

That's right, I forgot the giant cooter discussion was here. Once we successfully got your head size, there was no reason not to let it drift.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Originally Posted by lumberjim

In retrospect, this thread is even funnier. Nice job getting the actual measurement, Bruce. And clod for distracting me with your large cooter. I guess you didn't get a Helmet, spode.

For a worthy cause the Cellar sneakiness knows no bounds. We should run for Congress.

[Griff]

Tricksy Hobbites.

[DanaC]

Ha. I'd forgotten how much fun this thread was.