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Old 08-26-2016, 09:53 AM   #11
BigV
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Originally Posted by captainhook455 View Post
Not me. I am like a duck. I eat and shitt. Take orange metamucel, it helps. Take fiber to stop the gut, take correctal to loosen it back up. A normal persons bowels function from mouth to butthole in 12 hrs. Person without GB bowels work in 8 sometimes 6 hrs. You would think that we would all be stick skinny, not so. Muscular physique needs all its body parts.
On the upside I can eat about anything except Walmart deli pizza. Greasy. Once I went on a spring tour west to TX and then back. Stopped at a chili cook off. It was a might spicy. My eyeballs fell on my cheeks,blood ran out my ears, my gray hair turned red again. Good stuff . I am at motel, go to bathroom, come out grab ice bucket run down hall, run back to room and put that ice on my asshole between shits. Had to sleep on my side. The next day good to go. The blisters receded.

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tarheel?

This story makes you sound like an icehole.


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