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Old 06-09-2017, 12:16 AM   #1
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I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice.
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Old 06-09-2017, 12:39 AM   #2
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Another national map from XDTC...
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Old 06-09-2017, 02:56 PM   #3
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I don't know. Biting an apple and finding a worm... worse, half a worm, is about Meeee!. The holocaust is about somebody I don't know, halfway around the world, I'm not related to. Hmm, tough choice.
The other variant that I like is:

What's worse than a bee sting?
The holocaust.
What's worse than the holocaust?
Two bee stings.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
http://www.anti-joke.com/
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