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04-27-2006, 05:33 PM | #136 |
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Jack Johnson
Better Together There's no combination of words I could put on the back of a postcard No song I could sing But I can try for your heart Our dreams, and they are made out of real things like a, shoebox of photographs with sepiatone loving Love is the answer, at least for most of the questions in my heart Like why are we here? and where do we go? And how come we're so hard? It's not always easy and sometimes life can be deceiving I'll tell you one thing its always better when we're together Chorus: MMM its always better when we're together look at the stars when we're together its always better when we're together Yeah, its always better when we're together And all of these moments just might find there way into my dreams tonight But I know that theyll be gone when the morning light sings and brings new things but tomorrow night you see that theyll be gone too too many things I have to do But if all of these dreams might find there way into my day to day scene Ill be under the impression i was somewhere in between With only two Just me and you Not so many things we got to do or places we got to be We'll Sit beneath the mango tree its always better when we're together Somewhere in between together its always better when we're together Yeah, its always better when we're together MMmmmm MMMmmmm Mmmmmm I believe in memories they look so, so pretty when I sleep Hey now, and when I wake up, you look so pretty sleeping next to me But there is no time, and there is no song I could sing and there is no, combination of words I could say but I will still tell you one thing We're Better together.
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04-27-2006, 05:34 PM | #137 |
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and finally....
Tenacious D Fuck Her Gently This is a song for the ladies but fella's listen closely you don't always have to fuck her hard in fact sometimes that's not right to do sometimes you got to make some love a nd fucking give her some smoochies too sometimes you've got to squeeze sometimes you've got to say please sometime you've got to say hey i'm gonna fuck you softly i'm gonna screw you gently i'm gonna hump you sweetly i'm gonna ball you descreetly and then you say hey i've brought you flowers and then you say wait a minute sally i htink i've got something in my teeth could you get it out for me that's fucking teamwork what's your favorite posish that's cool with me it's not my favorite but i'll do it for you what's your favorite dish i'm not gonna cook it but i'll order it from zanzabar and then i'm gonna love you completely and then ill fucking fuck you descreetly and then i'll fuckin bone you completely but then i'm gonna fuck you hard hard
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04-27-2006, 06:55 PM | #138 |
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Jingle Bells (by me) NSFW
Jingle Bells, your pussy smells,
It scared my dick away! You want to fuck tonight, But thats not right, your pussy's just too tight! |
04-28-2006, 12:39 PM | #139 |
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How can it be too tight though? Isn't it the tighter the better?? C'mon!
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04-29-2006, 07:50 AM | #140 |
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I was tired of my lady, we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song. So while she lay there sleeping, I read the paper in bed. And in the personals column, there was this letter I read: "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me, and escape." I didn't think about my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean. But me and my old lady, had fallen into the same old dull routine. So I wrote to the paper, took out a personal ad. And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad. "Yes, I like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. I'm not much into health food, I am into champagne. I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon, and cut through all this red tape. At a bar called O'Malley's, where we'll plan our escape." So I waited with high hopes, then she walked in the place. I knew her smile in an instant, I knew the curve of her face. It was my own lovely lady, and she said, "Oh, it's you." And we laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew".. "That you liked Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape." "If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. You're the love that I've looked for, come with me, and escape." |
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04-30-2006, 03:20 AM | #142 |
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What It's Like - Everlast
We've all seen the man at the liquor store beggin' for your change The hair on his face is dirty, dread-locked, and full of mange He asks a man for what he could spare, with shame in his eyes "Get a job you fucking slob," I hear you reply God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in his shoes 'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Mary got pregnant from a kid named Tom who said he was in love He said, "Don't worry about a thing, baby doll I'm the man you've been dreaming of." But three months later he say he won't date her or return her calls And she swear, "God damn, if I find that man I'm cuttin' off his balls." And then she heads for the clinic and she gets some static walking through the door They call her a killer, and they call her a sinner and they call her a whore God forbid you ever had to walk a mile in her shoes 'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to choose Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... I've seen a rich man beg I've seen a good man sin I've seen a tough man cry I've seen a loser win And a sad man grin I heard an honest man lie I've seen the good side of bad And the downside of up And everything between I licked the silver spoon Drank from the golden cup And smoked the finest green I stroked the fattest dimes at least a couple of times before I broke their heart You know where it ends, though it usually depends on where you start I knew this kid named Max Who used to get fat stacks out on the corner with drugs He liked to hang out late he liked to get shit-faced and keep the pace with thugs Until late one night there was a big gun fight and Max lost his head He pulled out his chrome .45, talked some shit, and wound up dead Now his wife and his kids are caught in the midst of all of this pain You know it comes that way At least that's what they say when you play the game God forbid you ever had to wake up to hear the news 'Cause then you really might know what it's like to have to lose Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like... Then you really might know what it's like...to have to lose
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05-15-2006, 01:18 AM | #143 |
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The Envoy - Warren Zevon... Written in 1980, but still relevant...
Nuclear arms in the Middle East Israel is attacking the Iraqis The Syrians are mad at the Lebanese And Baghdad does whatever she please Looks like another threat to world peace For the envoy Things got hot in El Salvador CIA got caught and couldn't do no more He's got diplomatic immunity He's got a lethal weapon that nobody sees Looks like another threat to world peace For the envoy Send the envoy Send the envoy Whenever there's a crisis The President sends his envoy in Guns in Damascus Whoa, Jerusalem Nuclear arms in the Middle East Israel is attacking the Iraqis The Syrians are mad at the Lebanese And Baghdad do whatever she please Looks like another threat to world peace For the envoy Send the envoy . . . Send for me. |
05-26-2006, 02:12 PM | #144 |
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Dwight Yoakum -Blame the Vain
I blame the vain for what we wear, And I blame the blind when we can't see. I blame it all on someone else, Till there's nobody left, then I just blame me. I blame her mind for the thoughts we share, Whoa, and I blame her heart for the time we cared. I blame it all on how we used to be, Till she's finally gone, then I'll just blame me. So go ahead and blame, Anything that you want. 'Cause it all ends up the same, When everything that you've been claiming is wrong. Oh and don't you know that blame, Is always never enough. It just keeps you in the game, Till you've only got yourself left to bluff. So I blame the vain for what we wear, Yeah, and I'll blame the blind when we can't see. I'll blame it all on someone else, Till there's nobody left, then I'll just blame me. Till she's fin'lly gone, then I just blame me
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06-03-2006, 10:32 AM | #145 |
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He's Gone
Rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb, you know better but I know him. Like I told you, what I said, Steal your face right off your head. Now he's gone, now he's gone, Lord he's gone, he's gone. Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track He's gone, gone, nothin's gonna bring him back...He's gone. Nine mile skid on a ten mile ride, hot as a pistol but cool inside. Cat on a tin roof, dogs in a pile, Nothin' left to do but smile, smile, smile!!!! Now he's gone, now he's gone Lord he's gone, he's gone. Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track He's gone, gone, nothin's gonna bring him back...He's gone. Goin' where the wind don't blow so strange, Maybe off on some high cold mountain chain. Lost one round but the price wasn't anything, A knife in the back and more of the same. Same old, rat in a drain ditch, caught on a limb, You know better but I know him. Like I told you, what I said, Steal your face right off your head. Now he's gone, now he's gone Lord he's gone, he's gone. Like a steam locomotive, rollin' down the track He's gone, gone, nothin's gonna bring him back...He's gone. Ooh, nothin's gonna bring him back.
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06-03-2006, 01:28 PM | #146 |
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Munchkins
Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch! Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Wicked Witch is dead! Mayor As Mayor of the Munchkin City, In the County of the Land of Oz, I welcome you most regally. Barrister But we've got to verify it legally, to see Mayor To see? Barrister If she Mayor If she? Barrister Is morally, ethic'lly Father No.1 Spiritually, physically Father No. 2 Positively, absolutely Munchkins Undeniably and reliably Dead Coroner As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined her. And she's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead. Mayor Then this is a day of Independence For all the Munchkins and their descendants Barrister If any. Mayor Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Witch at last is dead! Friom The Wizard of Oz |
06-05-2006, 04:36 PM | #147 | |
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06-05-2006, 10:00 PM | #148 |
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did I post this already?
God Is Alive, Magic Is Afoot Leonard Cohen (c) 1966 God is alive...Magic is afoot...God is alive...magic is afoot... God never sickened. Many poor men lied. Many sick men lied. God was Ruler, though his funeral lengthened. Many hurt men wondered. Many struck men bled. Magic is afoot...God is alive... Many weak men hungered. Though laws were carved in marble they could not shelter men; But magic would not tarry, it moves from arm to arm, Many men drove magic, but magic stayed behind; Many strong men lied. God is alive! Magic is afoot...God is alive...God is alive... This I mean to whisper to my mind: God is alive...Magic is afoot...Magic is afoot...God is alive..
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06-20-2006, 02:29 PM | #150 |
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Part of Glycerine by Bush
I don't want this remember that I'll never forget where your at don't let the days go by glycerine I'm never alone I'm alone all the time are you at one or do you lie we live in a wheel where everyone steals but when we rise it's like strawberry fields If I treated you bad you bruise my face couldn't love you more you got a beautiful taste don't let the days go by could have been easier on you I coudn't change though I wanted to could have been easier by three our old friend fear and you and me glycerine (repeat) don't let the days go by glycerine I needed you more when we wanted us less I could not kiss just regress it might just be clear simple and plain that's just fine that's just one of my names don't let the days go by could've been easier on you glycerine |
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