Dwellar Dwellings - Page 11

orthodoc · 07-13-2013, 06:10 PM

Whoa! Glad you made it to the porch!

xoxoxoBruce · 07-13-2013, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

...with what is remaining at the top of the tree will probably go
on to reach new heights.

Hope,
Hope,
Hope...

Why, do you have a death wish?

ZenGum · 07-13-2013, 07:58 PM

There are times when the best course is to stand and confront the danger; there are times when the best course is to

; the trick is getting the right response to each type. GOOD CALL!

Sundae · 07-14-2013, 05:07 AM

Holy guacamole, Lamp.
Bucking the trend of Dwellar bad luck in 2013. Survival instincts, you got them.

footfootfoot · 07-14-2013, 09:36 AM

Not sure why you left the tree standing after the first incident.

Glad your hearing is still good!

zippyt · 07-14-2013, 10:40 AM

What feetz said ,
Dont leave an accident waiting to happen

Gravdigr · 07-15-2013, 06:22 PM

They don't call 'em 'widowmakers' fer nothing.

BigV · 07-18-2013, 01:13 PM

Didn't you say you were moving to a different place LL?

That tree will be someone else's problem then.

I'm glad you're OK. The butt end of the LIMB is three feet across, holy crabcakes.

Lamplighter · 08-13-2013, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Some of you may remember when I posted pics of the huge limb of a Douglas fir fell on our house.
It was one limb of a "candelabra" that grew out at the top after a storm.

Well, 2 evenings ago I was standing in the driveway, and heard a "crack".
<snip>.

Today a tree service company removed the "widow-makers" left on the trunk.
We now have a new living sculpture on the property.
The family consensus is that this Douglas Fir shall hereafter be:

"Dougie, the Startled Dragon"

xoxoxoBruce · 08-13-2013, 02:47 PM

So you've given Tyhee Saghalie a huge war club with which he might smite you at his leisure. Good luck, white man.

Lamplighter · 08-13-2013, 02:55 PM

Excellent reference there, xoB !

BigV · 08-13-2013, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Today a tree service company removed the "widow-makers" left on the trunk.
We now have a new living sculpture on the property.
The family consensus is that this Douglas Fir shall hereafter be:

"Dougie, the Startled Dragon"

What I see here is death by strangulation; and the murderer is English Motherfucking Ivy. Look how high up those vines climbed on the trunk. They could only do that if they were well rooted at the base, and well rooted ivy strangles the roots of its host.

RIP Douglas Fir.

Lamplighter · 08-13-2013, 04:09 PM

The ivy vines you see on the trunk have been dead for 20+years
But, point taken.

Eventually this 200 yr-old tree, like all firs, will have to come down,
but for now it's another example of "not on my watch" cowardice.

That's based on a belief that the killing efficiency of ivy
is no where near that of the chain saw.

" Long live Dougie ! "

Gravdigr · 08-14-2013, 04:50 PM

If he lives very long with no head, you may have to change Dougie's name to Mike.

07-13-2013, 06:10 PM	#151
orthodoc Not Suspicious, Merely Canadian Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 3,774	Whoa! Glad you made it to the porch! __________________ The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Ghandi

07-13-2013, 07:58 PM	#153
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	There are times when the best course is to stand and confront the danger; there are times when the best course is to ; the trick is getting the right response to each type. GOOD CALL! __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

07-14-2013, 05:07 AM	#154
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Holy guacamole, Lamp. Bucking the trend of Dwellar bad luck in 2013. Survival instincts, you got them. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-14-2013, 09:36 AM	#155
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Not sure why you left the tree standing after the first incident. Glad your hearing is still good! __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-14-2013, 10:40 AM	#156
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	What feetz said , Dont leave an accident waiting to happen __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-15-2013, 06:22 PM	#157
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	They don't call 'em 'widowmakers' fer nothing. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-18-2013, 01:13 PM	#158
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Didn't you say you were moving to a different place LL? That tree will be someone else's problem then. I'm glad you're OK. The butt end of the LIMB is three feet across, holy crabcakes. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

08-13-2013, 02:47 PM	#160
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	So you've given Tyhee Saghalie a huge war club with which he might smite you at his leisure. Good luck, white man. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

08-13-2013, 02:55 PM	#161
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	Excellent reference there, xoB !

08-13-2013, 04:09 PM	#163
Lamplighter Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Bottom lands of the Missoula floods Posts: 6,402	The ivy vines you see on the trunk have been dead for 20+years But, point taken. Eventually this 200 yr-old tree, like all firs, will have to come down, but for now it's another example of "not on my watch" cowardice. That's based on a belief that the killing efficiency of ivy is no where near that of the chain saw. " Long live Dougie ! "

08-14-2013, 04:50 PM	#164
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	If he lives very long with no head, you may have to change Dougie's name to Mike. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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