The Drunk Thread - Page 14

BigV · 09-19-2018, 10:36 PM

Phone makes me sound more coherent than I really am

Gravdigr · 09-21-2018, 02:51 AM

Also drunk.

Carry on.

BigV · 06-18-2019, 12:35 AM

Fuck yeah~

Almost made it on the almost first try.

1 -- hi xoxoxoBruce. Please. don't hate me.

2 -- Robert Cray *might not* be my friend tonight.

3 -- fuuuuuuck.

4 -- I really, really really want to to finish the bathroom floor tonight.

5 -- jeebus. maybe powertools are a bad idea at this point. there's no spellchecker on OFUCKTHATJESUSGETMEATOWEL.

6 -- remember that scene in Evan Almighty "Lord, send me a sign! and the truck of SIGNS pulls in front of him...yeah. that's me warming the driver's seat at this point.

BigV · 06-18-2019, 12:39 AM

Fuckit.

Moving from computer to bathroom.

I'm gonna finish the work tonight.

Toilet reinstallation TOMORROW.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-18-2019, 12:40 AM

Why would I hate you, did you circulate those naked pictures you took of me?

09-19-2018, 10:36 PM	#196
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Phone makes me sound more coherent than I really am __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

09-21-2018, 02:51 AM	#197
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Also drunk. Carry on. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

06-18-2019, 12:35 AM	#198
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Fuck yeah~ Almost made it on the almost first try. 1 -- hi xoxoxoBruce. Please. don't hate me. 2 -- Robert Cray might not be my friend tonight. 3 -- fuuuuuuck. 4 -- I really, really really want to to finish the bathroom floor tonight. 5 -- jeebus. maybe powertools are a bad idea at this point. there's no spellchecker on OFUCKTHATJESUSGETMEATOWEL. 6 -- remember that scene in Evan Almighty "Lord, send me a sign! and the truck of SIGNS pulls in front of him...yeah. that's me warming the driver's seat at this point. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-18-2019, 12:39 AM	#199
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Fuckit. Moving from computer to bathroom. I'm gonna finish the work tonight. Toilet reinstallation TOMORROW. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

06-18-2019, 12:40 AM	#200
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Why would I hate you, did you circulate those naked pictures you took of me? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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