Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 141

Cicero · 10-09-2008, 03:35 PM

lol!!!

And...you don't wanna know why I find that so funny. LOL!!!

spudcon · 10-09-2008, 07:55 PM

Yes I do!

Scriveyn · 10-10-2008, 02:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero

lol!!!

And...you don't wanna know why I find that so funny. LOL!!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by spudcon

Yes I do!

... with pictures

ZenGum · 10-12-2008, 03:41 AM

I just finished the world's hardest jigsaw puzzle.

It was completely blank.

But when you finish, you can turn it over and there's a picture of a garden on the back. That was nice.

ZG

TheMercenary · 10-12-2008, 04:14 AM

You one crazy Zen Master, you sure you not the Monkey King?

Treasenuak · 10-13-2008, 03:50 PM

LOL @ Zen... very nice

jester · 10-13-2008, 04:07 PM

Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."

"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

Treasenuak · 10-13-2008, 04:36 PM

Two nuns, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar...

classicman · 10-13-2008, 06:02 PM

...and find the Cellar brawl

xoxoxoBruce · 10-13-2008, 10:48 PM

Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed.
Now we are trusting the economy of our country, to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?

classicman · 10-14-2008, 10:14 AM

THAT ^^^^^^^ is not funny.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2008, 11:50 AM

Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread.

dar512 · 10-14-2008, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread.

It's here. Wait. What?

xoxoxoBruce · 10-14-2008, 02:23 PM

OFFICE OF THE TREASURER GENERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA.
DESK OF: ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO
E-MAIL:
TEL: +234 7023186029

I AM SECRETARY OF MINISTRY OF TRESURY OF SMALL AFRICAN NATION.

I MUST SHARE MY CONFIDENCE WITH YOU IN TRUST:

I WAS PLANNING TO SEND AN EMAIL TO RIP OFF RICH AMERICANS LIKE YOU.

AFTER LAST WEEK OF FINANCIAL NEWS, I NO LONGER HAVE THE HEART TO DO THIS.

CLEARLY AMERICANS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SCAMMED ENOUGH BY BEST IN WALL ST - MUCH BETTER THAN ME AND MY FRIENDS.

I CAN NO LONGER COMPETE WITH SUCH CLEVER AMERICANS WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF FELLOW COUNTRYMAN FOR TRILIONS OF USD.

PLEASE ACCEPT OUR SINSERE CONDOLENCES ON YOUR LOSS OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS.

BEST REGARDS,

ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO
TREASURER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIAN REPUBLIC

skysidhe · 10-16-2008, 10:02 AM

2 funny

10-09-2008, 03:35 PM	#1
Cicero Looking forward to open mic night. Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: New Mexico Posts: 5,148	lol!!! And...you don't wanna know why I find that so funny. LOL!!! __________________ Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.- Carl Jung

10-09-2008, 07:55 PM	#2
spudcon Beware of potatoes Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY, USA Posts: 2,078	Yes I do! __________________ "I believe that being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable."

10-12-2008, 03:41 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	I just finished the world's hardest jigsaw puzzle. It was completely blank. But when you finish, you can turn it over and there's a picture of a garden on the back. That was nice. ZG __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-12-2008, 04:14 AM	#5
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	You one crazy Zen Master, you sure you not the Monkey King? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

10-13-2008, 06:02 PM	#9
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	...and find the Cellar brawl __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-13-2008, 03:50 PM	#6
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	LOL @ Zen... very nice

10-13-2008, 04:07 PM	#7
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff." "Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked. "I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..." "What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

10-13-2008, 04:36 PM	#8
Treasenuak Multiorgasmic and wrapped in plastic Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Central Tennessee Posts: 483	Two nuns, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar...

10-13-2008, 10:48 PM	#10
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed. Now we are trusting the economy of our country, to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze? __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-14-2008, 10:14 AM	#11
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	THAT ^^^^^^^ is not funny. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

10-14-2008, 11:50 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-14-2008, 02:23 PM	#14
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	OFFICE OF THE TREASURER GENERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. DESK OF: ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO E-MAIL: TEL: +234 7023186029 I AM SECRETARY OF MINISTRY OF TRESURY OF SMALL AFRICAN NATION. I MUST SHARE MY CONFIDENCE WITH YOU IN TRUST: I WAS PLANNING TO SEND AN EMAIL TO RIP OFF RICH AMERICANS LIKE YOU. AFTER LAST WEEK OF FINANCIAL NEWS, I NO LONGER HAVE THE HEART TO DO THIS. CLEARLY AMERICANS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SCAMMED ENOUGH BY BEST IN WALL ST - MUCH BETTER THAN ME AND MY FRIENDS. I CAN NO LONGER COMPETE WITH SUCH CLEVER AMERICANS WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF FELLOW COUNTRYMAN FOR TRILIONS OF USD. PLEASE ACCEPT OUR SINSERE CONDOLENCES ON YOUR LOSS OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS. BEST REGARDS, ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO TREASURER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIAN REPUBLIC __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-16-2008, 10:02 AM	#15
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	2 funny Attached Images

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