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03-28-2009, 01:58 PM
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changed his status to single
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I used to date a chick who frequently masturbated while driving. A guy could never get away with that.
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03-28-2009, 02:05 PM
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The future is unwritten
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03-28-2009, 08:01 PM
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Master Dwellar
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Or just talking to the wrong guys.
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03-28-2009, 10:04 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
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we can receive oral sex while driving a lot better than chicks can. I mean, we can keep our feet on the pedals. Worst case scenario is a speeding ticket. 
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03-28-2009, 11:35 PM
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NSABFD
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Location: MS. usa
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O-boy. What you can see while driving a truck. Maybe not want to look.
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03-29-2009, 04:09 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Dallas, TX
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Ladies! Flash us more. Men! Flash us less. Thank you!
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03-29-2009, 04:47 AM
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“Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo”
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03-29-2009, 11:25 AM
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Depends. During spring break in Florida, yes! Usually the shot is at least easy on the eyes. Hairy butts don't do it for me, unfortunately. Nor do crotch-shots from guys. Sheldon may disagree. Sometimes I see a guy driving and getting head from his partner. This can be good OR bad. Somehow, I doubt he's fully concentrating on his driving. Seen more action in the back seat too.
Us truckers see it ALL from up here people. And we have radios, too.
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03-29-2009, 02:28 PM
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Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: little town (but not the littlest) in texas
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I have to say I have never ever been tempted to flash a random person in another car/truck.
I have done things to my partner while he was driving, but only at night, on dark roads. Truck drivers are the only ones who can see into your car!
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03-29-2009, 05:33 PM
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Radical Centrist
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Whaddya do for 'em when they flash? Big ol horn hoot, or the simple thumbs-up?
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03-30-2009, 12:38 AM
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Toot on the air horn, and by trucker law, report their description and location on channel 19.
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03-30-2009, 02:22 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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Gave me a chuckle.
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03-30-2009, 02:50 PM
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Master Dwellar
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"Have you heard that Kraft foods is moving it's headquarters to Israel? They are changing the corporate name to "Cheeses of Nazareth".
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03-30-2009, 02:53 PM
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dar512 is now Pete Zicato
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Chicago suburb
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That one's good too Shel.
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03-30-2009, 09:05 PM
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Blatantly Homosapien
Join Date: Mar 2004
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...cheeses just left Chicago......
....working from one end to the other.....and all points in between.....
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