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Makes some feel uncomfortable
Join Date: Dec 2005
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#2957 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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It's a reversal of the story of Abraham. God told Abraham, kill me a son. Old Abe was gonna do it, too. Til God said, nah, you was gonna do it, that's good enough, here kill me a lamb instead.
The story tells of a man buying a goat for a sacrifice, the goat taking his own way out, and taking out the guy's kid in the bargain. Looks to me it happened thusly: The guy says for Eid Al-Adha, Ima kill you a goat. The Lord said no more sacrifices. The guy says Ima sacrifice a goat. The Lord said Well, if you're gonna do it, Ima take your son, too. That looks like a sign to me.
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Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
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Another weird/tragic/surprising death.
A teenager dies from one punch to the face. (Note, autoplaying video in story at link) Quote:
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#2959 |
UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
Posts: 20,012
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A kid in my high school accidentally died from a single hard punch to the chest. Got him right in the heart, and it just stopped, like reverse EKG paddles. He and the kid who did it weren't even fighting, they were just being macho.
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#2960 |
I love it when a plan comes together.
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Man Wants Refund After Buying $650 in Tickets to ‘The Interview’
... A man in Ohio tried to cash in on the buzz surrounding Seth Rogen and James Franco’s new comedy when he purchased $650 in tickets or 50 passes at $13 each to the movie. According to WCPO in Cincinatti, Jason Best learned that a local theater in Clifton was among the 300 theaters to play the controversial film on Christmas day and hoped to re-sell the tickets online at a higher price (a.k.a. he wanted to scalp them). ... ... But the plan backfired once Sony announced it was streaming the film online for half the price on sites like YouTube, Hulu and Netflix. Now the man is demanding a refund from the Esquire Theatre. “I thought I’d get my money back because the theater’s website *very clearly* said the tickets were refundable,” Best told WCPO in an email. But a theater manager told Best that the art house didn’t have a website and that “The Interview” was listed as a special event. It turns out Best had purchased the tickets from movie tickets.com which specifically warns on its website that theater owners reserve the right to withhold refunds for special events. Plus the manager said that scalping tickets was illegal. ... |
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#2962 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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#2963 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
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At least it has the loss-prevention flaps.
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#2964 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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I wonder if all the decorative nubs and swirls were originally an attempt at making it look less like a syringe?
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#2965 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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I think the swirls are functional and the nubs are reinforcement at stress points, and too many people have dirty minds.
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#2966 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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Mine doesn't have loss-prevention flaps.
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#2967 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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Better book early at the ER, they get busy this time of year.
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#2968 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Mine has toss prevention faps
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#2969 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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Some of mine have loss prevention flanges, and some have handy retrieval rings.
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#2970 |
Radical Centrist
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Cottage of Prussia
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I only have the one.
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