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Old 11-29-2009, 11:05 PM   #16
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What, with all the spiders?
And Harry Potter. Which would be worse?
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Old 11-30-2009, 04:33 AM   #17
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But you can make Harry Potter sing.
Or do the washing up.
Or anything you please.

Just get Sheldon to grab Harry's wand...
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Old 11-30-2009, 06:22 AM   #18
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...or ride his broomstick.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:54 PM   #19
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If you can teach the spiders to sing, more power to you.
I can barely get them to do the dishes.
Don't bother. Spiders can't sing worth crap anyway.



Try some Beatles.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:04 PM   #20
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Don't bother. Spiders can't sing worth crap anyway.
Yes, but I understand they're extremely flatulent.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:05 PM   #21
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Don't bother. Spiders can't sing worth crap anyway.
Rubbish!
They can't manage close harmony (for a decent Simon & Garfunkel song you gotta go with woodlice).

But get them set on Queen's We Will Rock You, and you'll be blown away. I cite Cupcake Brown's book as evidence.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:35 PM   #22
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Yes, but I understand they're extremely flatulent.
But how harmful could a spider fart actually be?
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Old 11-30-2009, 05:04 PM   #23
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The smeller's the feller. You tell me!
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Old 11-30-2009, 10:08 PM   #24
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Don't bother. Spiders can't sing worth crap anyway.
Don't tell Ziggy.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:23 AM   #25
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But you can make Harry Potter sing.
Or do the washing up.
Or anything you please.

Just get Sheldon to grab Harry's wand...
I'm more of a Ron Weasley fan. Potter's crack. Gingers snap.

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Old 12-01-2009, 10:27 AM   #26
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C'mon Sheldon, at least blush when you do that.
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Old 12-01-2009, 11:04 AM   #27
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He is blushing, you're just looking at the wrong cheeks....
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Old 12-01-2009, 06:28 PM   #28
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Talking

Ooo, penetrating wit.
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Old 12-01-2009, 07:21 PM   #29
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Hehee, he said "penetrating".
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