Misguided Souls

[jbot]

i'm pretty lost. i've been retracing my steps for some time now. can i join your list?

[tw]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

I've been up most of the night pondering the large number of misguided souls who congregate here in the Cellar. Are they misguided or truly lost. A few I am certain are destined to be burned and quite deservedly!! But, am I here to minister to them? Is that my destiny?

As hard as I tried, I could not get on Nixon's enemies list. Nor on George Jr's. How do I get on your list?

Even appliances get listed by the UL. Damn. I'm not even listed in the phone book. Talk about an inferiority complex.

I even tried posting under the name Emma - and could not get my posts listed in the Cellar.

[TheMercenary]

Originally Posted by Gravdigr

My mistakes are righter than your mistakes.

My mistakes can beat up your mistakes.

It is rare that my opinion of someone doesn't go down after I hear them express political opinions, of any flavor.

Ahhh, don't taze me bro.

[plthijinx]

Originally Posted by tw

Damn. I'm not even listed in the phone book. Talk about an inferiority complex.

that's ok bro....you're on my list. we may not always agree...but i still love ya! (not in a sheldon kinda way a brotherly love kinda way....)

[Big Sarge]

I'm making a list and checking it twice...gonna find out who is naughty or nice! I have come to the conclusion that these misguided souls are true mentally ill. No one in their just mind would support those evil democrats. That leaves only one thing..... I feel a healing coming on!!!

[Spexxvet]

Have you ever considered that YOU are the ones who are misguided and mentally ill?

[Big Sarge]

of course not!!! we are on the side of freedom, justice, and the american way! we people are god's chosen.

[Spexxvet]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

of course not!!! we are on the side of freedom, justice, and the american way! we people are god's chosen.

Oh, the Jews....

[Sundae]

It's no good you trying to cloud the issue by pretending to be all-American Sarge.
The Daily Mail has an article exposing people like you!

And much as I'd like to see you exposed (in the NSFW thread, natch) I think it's about time you came clean about your scamming ways.

Rom scam: How African fraudsters now make £80million a year ripping off women (and a few men) so desperate for love they'll believe anything
Excerpt:

Few love more fervently than the middle-aged and lonely. Which is why last week’s revelation that divorcee Kate Roberts lavished £80,000 on a handsome American soldier – only to find out he was a fictitious creation of a heartless gang of Nigerian conmen – came as yet another salutary warning that not everything is what it seems on the Worldwide Web.

The scammers’ modus operand is simple. The fraudsters register with dating websites using false identities and photos of good-looking people culled from the web. They typically pay subscription fees with stolen or cloned credit card details – and act quickly to inveigle their way into long-distance ‘love affairs’ over the net.
Sometimes they will send gifts or flowers. They’ll flatter and flirt. They know, after all, that most members of the dating site wouldn’t be there unless they were lonely and vulnerable.

snip

Last year Rebecca (not her real name) joined a dating agency and was contacted by an East African, masquerading as a US Army sergeant in Afghanistan. He bombarded her with emails, poems, flowers, balloons and teddy bears.
When he asked her for £450 to buy phone cards so that he could call her, Rebecca refused.

Then he said he would like to visit her but would need financial help to get a ‘transit grant’ from the Army.

‘He emailed me lots of very official-looking paperwork and I even had a call from someone who said he was his lieutenant confirming that he would not be allowed to leave his post without some financial guarantee that he would return,’ she told the BBC.

[Big Sarge]

Uhhh. That's pretty damn low. Id love to get my hands on scammers. I can guarantee you they weren't members of the NRA or Young Republicans!!!

SG- I posted a pic in the NSFW a couple of ears ago. It was a fairly close up after I had shaved. I think I used anonymous, but everyone knew it was me

[plthijinx]

how long is an "ear" anyway? is it similar to a year?

[Sundae]

Originally Posted by Big Sarge

SG- I posted a pic in the NSFW a couple of ears ago. It was a fairly close up after I had shaved. I think I used anonymous, but everyone knew it was me

Not everyone Sarge!
I've checked 2010 and 2009, will go back to 2008

Plt - I hope it's longer than his ear or it won't be worth the search...!

[Big Sarge]

SG - I was shaved. If that helps

[SamIam]

I pray nightly to GW Jr. that I will be filled with the spirit of Ronnie Reagan (not to mention Bonzo) that I might shed my evil commie liberal ways and be saved. Unfortunately, my last glimmer of hope was extinguished when the GOP regained control in Congress and promptly ended funding for all social programs, including Merc's hour of prayer for those of us who are liberally challenged.

I turn to the Cellar as my last hope, checking daily for posts by UG.

[HungLikeJesus]

We are people's chosen gods!