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Old 02-24-2020, 07:31 PM   #1
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5) Don't forget tossing the caber, and other Highland games they'd probably let poor Rudolph join. Though the hammer throw... that's kinda spherical.

Foil, saber, epee, broadsword w/ or w/o shield. Hell, call the latter WMA or HEMA.

Small bore, pistol, high-power rifle... race-gun matches -- all the bang-bang target stuff apart from skeet or trap or sporting clays, which arguably do include numerous balls so I guess we don't let them in.

Veronica, or Betty?
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Old 03-05-2020, 12:06 AM   #2
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1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)
Mongolia

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....
DJ Spinderella

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?
All politicians should emulate Budd Dwyer

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?
When it rings the doorbell

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?
I usually bet on diesel powered nuns.

6) Red or Green?
Yes, but not Harold. His voice, ugh.

7) What is your favorite consonant?
Australia

8) Do you floss your teeth?
No, I have them sent out to be waxed.

9) Do you have a valid passport?
Valid for what?

10) Rome or Athens?
I can't enter Georgia. Goes back to when I helped those two cousins outwit the sheriff and the fat little county commissioner...
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Old 03-05-2020, 12:45 PM   #3
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1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)


country


2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....


pepper. if it's only days.



3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?



saywhatnow?


4) What most signifies that Spring is here?


little red buds on the maple branches


5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?


Sumo Wrestling or strongest man(those atlas balls aren't used as a ball)



6) Red or Green?


Red ....cock


7) What is your favorite consonant?


LJ


8) Do you floss your teeth?


do those little flosser picks count? then yes. after every meal at this point



9) Do you have a valid passport?


Yessum, let's go!


10) Rome or Athens?


Athens is on my list of places to take my passport.
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Old 03-08-2020, 10:57 PM   #4
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4. SPRING IS HERE!!!!!!! BajaBoi came and got his bike out of winter storage (my garage), changed the oil and stuff and lo, the sound of suzuki was heard in the land
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Old 03-17-2020, 09:12 PM   #5
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Water maples are budding out. It's spring.
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Old 03-21-2020, 09:16 AM   #6
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1) City or Country? (no 'burbs allowed)

Country

2) Salt or Pepper? It's going to be days, you can only take one.....

Salt, duh.

3) Bloomberg or Buttiigieg?

Butt plug. Wait, what was the question again?

4) What most signifies that Spring is here?

The damp air, smell of wet, decaying leaves, rain, crocuses.

5) Favorite sport that does not involve a ball of any shape? Play? Watch?

Watch?Lawn Darts. Play? Probably Cycling.

6) Red or Green?

Cadmium Red Deep

7) What is your favorite consonant?

G

8) Do you floss your teeth?

Only the ones I want to keep.

9) Do you have a valid passport?

Yes

10) Rome or Athens?

Athens
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