why aren't you cool? - Page 2

elSicomoro · 05-04-2004, 10:14 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
i cant think of anything. could someone please help? I'm in danger of starting to think that i actually AM cool.

You sell crappy German cars and are a firestarter...how's that?

lumberjim · 05-04-2004, 10:15 AM

Oh, wait, I got it.....i knew if i thought hard enough i;d think of something. Perth will like this:

I'm currently reading the wheel of time series ( book4) and I'm enjoying it.

I play madden football, and put myself in as a wide out. I make the pro bowl every year. for the cowboys.

plus the one guilty pleasure that we all share: we have "virtual friends"

thank you

elSicomoro · 05-04-2004, 10:21 AM

I would say that driving a station wagon makes me uncool, but station wagons are apparently making a comeback (Vibe/Matrix, Protege), so my coolness is unscathed.

Clodfobble · 05-04-2004, 10:23 AM

I watch Spongebob Squarepants even when the kids aren't.

For me, it's the Fairly Odd Parents. And 99.9% of my wardrobe comes from Goodwill, does that make me more or less cool?

wolf · 05-04-2004, 10:27 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore
I would say that driving a station wagon makes me uncool, but station wagons are apparently making a comeback (Vibe/Matrix, Protege), so my coolness is unscathed.

Isn't your station wagon an Escort?

lumberjim · 05-04-2004, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by sycamore

You sell crappy German cars and are a firestarter...how's that?

yeah, well......i don;t actually SELL the cars. and they are primarily crappy american cars......some have german parts....but i'd think that would add to my coolness, not detract ( germans simply make better cars than we do...i mean would you rather drive a chrysler or a benz?)

as for firestarting, i think it depends on what kind of fire we're talking about.....

and an escort wagon is NOT a cool wagon. your coolness is indeed scathed.

DanaC · 05-04-2004, 10:51 AM

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Recovering everquest addict?

No no, much worse, way less cool than that. Recovering UO addict....There is no good reason to spend weeks at a time being an alchemist

kerosene · 05-04-2004, 11:01 AM

I am not cool because of my addiction to the color aqua (yes, it is an addiction.)

I am not cool because of my inability to tolerate the people I work with.

I am not cool because I try hard to use words like "whom" and "who" correctly, but often fail.

SteveDallas · 05-04-2004, 11:14 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
and an escort wagon is NOT a cool wagon. your coolness is indeed scathed.

Yeah, tell me about it. I bought my Escort wagon at about the same time my then-boss bought a Toyota Camry. She was dissing me because my station wagon was smaller than her sedan!

Telefunken · 05-04-2004, 11:28 AM

Who cares? How cool is that?

jaguar · 05-04-2004, 12:01 PM

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No no, much worse, way less cool than that.

Oh dear that is, there's a whole social scene these days for recovering everquest addicts, very trendy I hear. OU though....

I'll add the fact I can brag that I started playing CounterStrike at beta2 before all the lamers got on board on my not-cool-list as well. Had gun-running back then, those were the days, we had to treck to the terrorist base without armour though the snow, both ways.

elSicomoro · 05-04-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
and an escort wagon is NOT a cool wagon. your coolness is indeed scathed.

Well, thank God I don't have to worry about YOUR opinion!

Steve, don't believe the diss...wagons are so obnoxious that they're cool.

perth · 05-04-2004, 12:43 PM

What about a Saturn Wagon? It's nothing special outside, but very nice inside. Leather, power everything, heated seats, etc.

That might make me uncool, but here are a few more:

I read Star Wars books.
I still play with lego (Well, mostly just sort them these days. Maintaining the collection for when mini-me graduates from duplo).
I watch Good Eats religiously, and think the hour long episode about salt may have been the very best ever.

kerosene · 05-04-2004, 01:01 PM

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Originally posted by perth
I watch Good Eats religiously, and think the hour long episode about salt may have been the very best ever.

The real question is did you record it to watch later...and if you did, can I borrow it?

perth · 05-04-2004, 01:04 PM

I can act it out for you, if you like. Otherwise, you're just gonna have to wait until I get around to buying the DVDs. :p

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05-04-2004, 10:21 AM	#18
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I would say that driving a station wagon makes me uncool, but station wagons are apparently making a comeback (Vibe/Matrix, Protege), so my coolness is unscathed.

05-04-2004, 10:23 AM	#19
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I watch Spongebob Squarepants even when the kids aren't. For me, it's the Fairly Odd Parents. And 99.9% of my wardrobe comes from Goodwill, does that make me more or less cool?

05-04-2004, 11:01 AM	#23
kerosene Touring the facilities Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The plains of Colorado Posts: 3,476	I am not cool because of my addiction to the color aqua (yes, it is an addiction.) I am not cool because of my inability to tolerate the people I work with. I am not cool because I try hard to use words like "whom" and "who" correctly, but often fail.

05-04-2004, 11:28 AM	#25
Telefunken Going for the DX Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Taxachusetts Posts: 82	Who cares? How cool is that?

05-04-2004, 12:43 PM	#28
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	What about a Saturn Wagon? It's nothing special outside, but very nice inside. Leather, power everything, heated seats, etc. That might make me uncool, but here are a few more: I read Star Wars books. I still play with lego (Well, mostly just sort them these days. Maintaining the collection for when mini-me graduates from duplo). I watch Good Eats religiously, and think the hour long episode about salt may have been the very best ever.

05-04-2004, 01:04 PM	#30
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	I can act it out for you, if you like. Otherwise, you're just gonna have to wait until I get around to buying the DVDs. :p

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