1/24/2005: Eyeglasses piercing - Page 2

Troubleshooter · 01-24-2005, 04:39 PM

Maybe the implants are actually just the mounting studs like those people with prosthetic faces get. Just clip the glasses on.

magilla · 01-24-2005, 06:05 PM

So who's the piercing whore that did the job? If there's any professionalism or professional organization in that trade, the person should be outcast. Some things just seem to go too far, and it certainly isn't a tatoo-artist's job to be mucking around with prescription lenses.

wolf · 01-24-2005, 08:42 PM

I am taking a few moments here to be grateful of two things ...

one, I just plain don't get the whole self-mutilation for the sake of fashion thing. I have my ears pierced only because a friend's wife noticed I didn't have pierced ears and started buying the beer. Ten Pints of German Dark Beer later, I was on a stool in the Piercing Pagoda at Christiana Mall with a bleach blonde Vietnamese child coming at me with a pair of piercing guns.

two, my prescription is so strong I can never have rimless glasses, just on the off chance that I would ever get drunk enough to go back on number one.

Elspode · 01-24-2005, 10:17 PM

I couldn't possibly want to see badly enough to do that to myself. I'd get a seeing eye bimbo or something first.

lumberjim · 01-24-2005, 11:56 PM

good things get better, bad things get worse.....ugly things get uglier.

jag 's right. friggin contact lenses, jackass! why not pierce your chest and stick a pen through it? oh, right, you already have a perfectly good pocket protector.....ugly greasy hair havin' no chin, goat faced twerp. He's the next marilyn Manson, I guess?

xoxoxoBruce · 01-25-2005, 04:25 AM

It's art. About as stupid as much "art" is these days.
btw- Welcome to the Cellar, Buckethead

Roosta · 01-25-2005, 04:38 AM

Is it just me, or have they done a real good job of lining the little connecting bar up to his face? Those lenses are about as pissed as me on new years eve!

Syrinx · 01-26-2005, 02:01 AM

A couple things from the linked article. First, he's unable to wear contacts, for whatever reason. He says that he sleeps and showers with the glasses on. No mention of how he cleans them. However, taking them on/off requires getting out a little screwdriver and removing them from his face! About 5-10 mins work - he believes that's comperable to contact lenses. I beg to differ, at least for removal.

xoxoxoBruce · 01-26-2005, 11:46 AM

If he gets contacts he can use the hole for;

Syrinx · 01-26-2005, 11:51 AM

Okay, that's just scary!

404Error · 01-26-2005, 03:44 PM

I'd bet if that had a plug you could make toast on it!

Troubleshooter · 01-26-2005, 04:00 PM

I'm not uncomfortable with people wanting to express themselves, but damn people, just damn.

Roosta · 01-26-2005, 04:40 PM

I'm sure there would be problems in future with the bar migrating through bone/skin and all the focus problems that would accompany it. I think i'd rather keep shoving them north with a finger.

capnhowdy · 01-26-2005, 07:33 PM

"But surely you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses,would you?"
Fuckin' A.......Especially one as stupid as this dude.
Someone pierces their johnson.....they are stupid but noone (or hardly anyone) knows.
This guy is wearing a sign....
Reeking of " please; could I get some attention over here?"
I reckon there are pioneers for everything. After all somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, some guy took the first taste of ........well the johnson. YUK!
There are (imo) degrees in idiocy.
To me this guy is not an idiot. Probably couldn't spell it.
He's an (Ithink I may have discovered this word)..... IDOT.
I reckon next we'll have pierced-fixed condoms for pencil dix.
I'll apologize later for this post.......

dar512 · 01-26-2005, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

"But surely you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses,would you?"

Never hit a guy with glasses. A baseball bat works much better.

01-24-2005, 04:39 PM	#16
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	Maybe the implants are actually just the mounting studs like those people with prosthetic faces get. Just clip the glasses on. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

01-24-2005, 08:42 PM	#18
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I am taking a few moments here to be grateful of two things ... one, I just plain don't get the whole self-mutilation for the sake of fashion thing. I have my ears pierced only because a friend's wife noticed I didn't have pierced ears and started buying the beer. Ten Pints of German Dark Beer later, I was on a stool in the Piercing Pagoda at Christiana Mall with a bleach blonde Vietnamese child coming at me with a pair of piercing guns. two, my prescription is so strong I can never have rimless glasses, just on the off chance that I would ever get drunk enough to go back on number one. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

01-24-2005, 10:17 PM	#19
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I couldn't possibly want to see badly enough to do that to myself. I'd get a seeing eye bimbo or something first. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-24-2005, 11:56 PM	#20
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	good things get better, bad things get worse.....ugly things get uglier. jag 's right. friggin contact lenses, jackass! why not pierce your chest and stick a pen through it? oh, right, you already have a perfectly good pocket protector.....ugly greasy hair havin' no chin, goat faced twerp. He's the next marilyn Manson, I guess? __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

01-25-2005, 04:25 AM	#21
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's art. About as stupid as much "art" is these days. btw- Welcome to the Cellar, Buckethead __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

01-24-2005, 06:05 PM	#17
magilla Belt Conveyor Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 67	So who's the piercing whore that did the job? If there's any professionalism or professional organization in that trade, the person should be outcast. Some things just seem to go too far, and it certainly isn't a tatoo-artist's job to be mucking around with prescription lenses.

01-25-2005, 04:38 AM	#22
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	Is it just me, or have they done a real good job of lining the little connecting bar up to his face? Those lenses are about as pissed as me on new years eve! __________________ Back from the brink...

01-26-2005, 02:01 AM	#23
Syrinx Complex Simpleton Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 18	A couple things from the linked article. First, he's unable to wear contacts, for whatever reason. He says that he sleeps and showers with the glasses on. No mention of how he cleans them. However, taking them on/off requires getting out a little screwdriver and removing them from his face! About 5-10 mins work - he believes that's comperable to contact lenses. I beg to differ, at least for removal.

01-26-2005, 11:46 AM	#24
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	If he gets contacts he can use the hole for; __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:57 PM.

01-26-2005, 11:51 AM	#25
Syrinx Complex Simpleton Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 18	Okay, that's just scary!

01-26-2005, 03:44 PM	#26
404Error Lecturer Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: CT USA Posts: 826	I'd bet if that had a plug you could make toast on it! __________________ "To disarm the people is the most effectual way to enslave them." ~George Mason~

01-26-2005, 04:00 PM	#27
Troubleshooter The urban Jane Goodall Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Florida Posts: 3,012	I'm not uncomfortable with people wanting to express themselves, but damn people, just damn. __________________ I have gained this from philosophy: that I do without being commanded what others do only from fear of the law. - Aristotle

01-26-2005, 04:40 PM	#28
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	I'm sure there would be problems in future with the bar migrating through bone/skin and all the focus problems that would accompany it. I think i'd rather keep shoving them north with a finger. __________________ Back from the brink...

01-26-2005, 07:33 PM	#29
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	"But surely you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses,would you?" Fuckin' A.......Especially one as stupid as this dude. Someone pierces their johnson.....they are stupid but noone (or hardly anyone) knows. This guy is wearing a sign.... Reeking of " please; could I get some attention over here?" I reckon there are pioneers for everything. After all somewhere in a galaxy far, far away, some guy took the first taste of ........well the johnson. YUK! There are (imo) degrees in idiocy. To me this guy is not an idiot. Probably couldn't spell it. He's an (Ithink I may have discovered this word)..... IDOT. I reckon next we'll have pierced-fixed condoms for pencil dix. I'll apologize later for this post....... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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