Would you believe? Post something about yourself. - Page 20

Sundae · 07-04-2006, 09:18 AM

I have potentially pornographic mammeries
but I'll wait til I am old enough for Fat and Forty Monthly I think....

xoxoxoBruce · 07-04-2006, 09:33 AM

I contend that mammaries are never pornographic.

Major Matt Mason · 07-04-2006, 09:47 AM

At times, they're downright majestic.

-MMM-

zippyt · 07-04-2006, 10:57 AM

I have potentially pornographic mammeries

We can be the judge of that

Ibby · 07-04-2006, 11:09 AM

Holy shit... no offence zippy, but I didnt realize that was you at first... every word is spelled right (well, except in the quote... heh).

I have a new obsession with Prince that is probably bordering on unhealthy.

BigV · 07-05-2006, 12:25 AM

I saw Prince open for the Rolling Stones in ... 1984? Jack Murphy Stadium in San Diego. He got booed from the stage. Fsckers.

lookout123 · 07-05-2006, 01:48 AM

i am finding comfort in the arms of too many feminine types. i may seek professional help. only after i'm done enjoying this, though.

sandypossum · 07-07-2006, 04:43 AM

I think I'm some sort of physiological freak.

I look reasonably normal, and don't have any spectacular ailments, but almost every doctor / medical specialist / alternative medicine practitioner says to me "now, THAT'S interesting, I've never seen this before".

I saw an Chinese traditional doctor once, and she looked at my tongue and listened to my pulse, looked alarmed and shouted "oh dear! I don't think I can help you!" The next two I saw did the same thing. As well as the Tibetan (medical) lama. I think I'm a hopeless case.

I didn't sweat - not even in saunas - for the first 35 years of my life, and had no body odour.

I appear to have a recurring stigmata on my right hand, but have never had religion of any sort.

I have a distinct and detailed memory of a episode of a few minutes from when I was still in my mother's womb.

footfootfoot · 07-07-2006, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandypossum

I think I'm some sort of physiological freak.

I look reasonably normal, and don't have any spectacular ailments, but almost every doctor / medical specialist / alternative medicine practitioner says to me "now, THAT'S interesting, I've never seen this before".

I saw an Chinese traditional doctor once, and she looked at my tongue and listened to my pulse, looked alarmed and shouted "oh dear! I don't think I can help you!" The next two I saw did the same thing. As well as the Tibetan (medical) lama. I think I'm a hopeless case.

I didn't sweat - not even in saunas - for the first 35 years of my life, and had no body odour.

I appear to have a recurring stigmata on my right hand, but have never had religion of any sort.

I have a distinct and detailed memory of a episode of a few minutes from when I was still in my mother's womb.

Be greatful you don't have Ed Zachary disease.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-07-2006, 08:40 PM

Keep it quiet, sandypossum...they might nail you to a cross.

sandypossum · 07-08-2006, 12:39 AM

Alas, "freak" but not "special". Not even sure I don't have Ed Zachary, foot!

No worries about crucifixion, Bruce - I also have an unbelievably low pain threshold (I've come out of general anaesthetics screaming and have bitten and kicked several doctors - sort of in a spasm, not deliberately - esp my heroic dentist) so shortly after nailing me they'd shoot me to shut me up.

footfootfoot · 07-09-2006, 11:57 AM

No, even though you are pretty darn close to the camera, I can tell that you haven't got Ed Z disease.

Beautiful_Stranger · 07-09-2006, 08:43 PM

I am terribly female....yet drink the pickle juice out of the jar when the pickles are gone. It's delightfully refreshing!

I sip the leftover olive oil from the sardine can after I eat them, too.

(bats lashes....)

WabUfvot5 · 07-10-2006, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sandypossum

I didn't sweat - not even in saunas - for the first 35 years of my life, and had no body odour.

Anemia?

sandypossum · 07-10-2006, 10:51 AM

Had no problems with my blood, Jebediah, (and I was a regular blood donor) until I began sweating about 10 years ago. A few years AFTER that started I became slightly anaemic. I have a constant battle keeping my iron up. I've also developed a mysterious bleeding disorder - almost bled to death twice, after two minor day surgery ops, and am seeing Melbourne's top haematologist, who, two years down the line still has no idea what it is. All tests come out normal. It's not ALL bleeding, just these two ops and WHOOOOOSH! I exploded blood all over an emergency room at one point. Quite spectacular.

07-04-2006, 09:33 AM	#287
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I contend that mammaries are never pornographic. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-04-2006, 09:47 AM	#288
Major Matt Mason Old School Cellardweller Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Springdale, Arkansas (of all places) Posts: 38	At times, they're downright majestic. -MMM- __________________ It's crackers to slip a rozzer the dropsy in snide.

07-04-2006, 10:57 AM	#289
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I have potentially pornographic mammeries We can be the judge of that __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

07-04-2006, 11:09 AM	#290
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	Holy shit... no offence zippy, but I didnt realize that was you at first... every word is spelled right (well, except in the quote... heh). I have a new obsession with Prince that is probably bordering on unhealthy. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

07-05-2006, 12:25 AM	#291
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	I saw Prince open for the Rolling Stones in ... 1984? Jack Murphy Stadium in San Diego. He got booed from the stage. Fsckers. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-04-2006, 09:18 AM	#286
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I have potentially pornographic mammeries but I'll wait til I am old enough for Fat and Forty Monthly I think....

07-05-2006, 01:48 AM	#292
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i am finding comfort in the arms of too many feminine types. i may seek professional help. only after i'm done enjoying this, though. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-07-2006, 04:43 AM	#293
sandypossum tri-continental dag hag Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 247	I think I'm some sort of physiological freak. I look reasonably normal, and don't have any spectacular ailments, but almost every doctor / medical specialist / alternative medicine practitioner says to me "now, THAT'S interesting, I've never seen this before". I saw an Chinese traditional doctor once, and she looked at my tongue and listened to my pulse, looked alarmed and shouted "oh dear! I don't think I can help you!" The next two I saw did the same thing. As well as the Tibetan (medical) lama. I think I'm a hopeless case. I didn't sweat - not even in saunas - for the first 35 years of my life, and had no body odour. I appear to have a recurring stigmata on my right hand, but have never had religion of any sort. I have a distinct and detailed memory of a episode of a few minutes from when I was still in my mother's womb. __________________ you're never too old to have a happy childhood

07-07-2006, 08:40 PM	#295
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Keep it quiet, sandypossum...they might nail you to a cross. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

07-08-2006, 12:39 AM	#296
sandypossum tri-continental dag hag Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 247	Alas, "freak" but not "special". Not even sure I don't have Ed Zachary, foot! No worries about crucifixion, Bruce - I also have an unbelievably low pain threshold (I've come out of general anaesthetics screaming and have bitten and kicked several doctors - sort of in a spasm, not deliberately - esp my heroic dentist) so shortly after nailing me they'd shoot me to shut me up.

07-09-2006, 11:57 AM	#297
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	No, even though you are pretty darn close to the camera, I can tell that you haven't got Ed Z disease. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-09-2006, 08:43 PM	#298
Beautiful_Stranger (Barbara..smiles) Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: From Buffalo NY, now in GA Posts: 11	I am terribly female....yet drink the pickle juice out of the jar when the pickles are gone. It's delightfully refreshing! I sip the leftover olive oil from the sardine can after I eat them, too. (bats lashes....)

07-10-2006, 10:51 AM	#300
sandypossum tri-continental dag hag Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Australia Posts: 247	Had no problems with my blood, Jebediah, (and I was a regular blood donor) until I began sweating about 10 years ago. A few years AFTER that started I became slightly anaemic. I have a constant battle keeping my iron up. I've also developed a mysterious bleeding disorder - almost bled to death twice, after two minor day surgery ops, and am seeing Melbourne's top haematologist, who, two years down the line still has no idea what it is. All tests come out normal. It's not ALL bleeding, just these two ops and WHOOOOOSH! I exploded blood all over an emergency room at one point. Quite spectacular. __________________ you're never too old to have a happy childhood

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