What's mildly irritating you today? - Page 26

jinx · 05-22-2008, 11:24 AM

A joke is irritating you? Someone trying to lighten your mood, make you laugh, is irritating you?

Are you sure its not something else?

Quote:

I was good at 9s because Sister French-fry (Francis) made me write them on the board like a hundred times.

9s are easy for me because at some point, a math teacher taught me how to do them on my fingers. Shame it only works with 9s...

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 11:26 AM

Good pointage!

HungLikeJesus · 05-22-2008, 11:32 AM

jinx, how do you do it with your fingers?

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 11:35 AM

Humor Dictators. Heil Happy!!!!

classicman · 05-22-2008, 11:35 AM

I learned a way to remember them that was unique - can't write it out here, but it makes them so easy... searching for a link - not happening. It was something about subtract one from the number and then add whatever was necessary to make nine... 9x8 - one less than 8 =7 add 2 to equal nine. Hence the answer is 72. I dunno after looking at the link I prefer Jinx's method.

jinx · 05-22-2008, 11:37 AM

Hold you hands up in front of you side by side, start on the far left and put one finger down at a time. Putting the first finger down (X1) leaves 9 up. Putting the second finger down (X2) leaves 1 then 8 more, 3rd finger - 2 then 7 etc etc.... kwim?

dar512 · 05-22-2008, 11:37 AM

Call it what you will. Clone threads didn't seem particularly funny even in the beginning. After the first dozen or so...

Sundae · 05-22-2008, 11:39 AM

S'not irritating me more than any other day, but I'm not now and have never been a fan of clone threads. Especially as interesting thread drift typical of the Cellar means I feel obliged to read them all, and usually don't get anything in return.

I'd find them much funnier if they were in a thread of their own, like Replies to the Cellar Tag Line.

Just my opinion.

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 11:44 AM

But the fact is, you don't have to read them. I find many thread types completely irritating, I won't enumerate them here...but I don't admonish the thread-makers for making the thread. I can choose to not read "Why I have 39 pairs of socks and how I wash them and what color they are and how this is relevant to world peace."

HungLikeJesus · 05-22-2008, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jinx

Hold you hands up in front of you side by side, start on the far left and put one finger down at a time. Putting the first finger down (X1) leaves 9 up. Putting the second finger down (X2) leaves 1 then 8 more, 3rd finger - 2 then 7 etc etc.... kwim?

I think I got you. But it would be more fun to see it in a video.

SteveDallas · 05-22-2008, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

I can choose to not read "Why I have 39 pairs of socks and how I wash them and what color they are and how this is relevant to world peace."

I can refer you to some sock knitting sites . . . .

Cloud · 05-22-2008, 12:04 PM

okay, I didn't see this discussion on clone threads here before I posted my thread. sorry.

too much of a bad thing, perhaps.

Shawnee123 · 05-22-2008, 12:10 PM

Sorry guys. I hope I didn't offend any of you. We all have a right to our opinions...but I get a little excited when expressing mine.

lumberjim · 05-22-2008, 12:16 PM

i hope you are all offended....cuz...fuck you.

Cloud · 05-22-2008, 12:18 PM

okay, yay! when and where!

oh wait . . . married. Darn!

05-22-2008, 11:26 AM	#377
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Good pointage! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 11:32 AM	#378
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	jinx, how do you do it with your fingers? __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

05-22-2008, 11:35 AM	#379
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Humor Dictators. Heil Happy!!!! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 11:35 AM	#380
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	I learned a way to remember them that was unique - can't write it out here, but it makes them so easy... searching for a link - not happening. It was something about subtract one from the number and then add whatever was necessary to make nine... 9x8 - one less than 8 =7 add 2 to equal nine. Hence the answer is 72. I dunno after looking at the link I prefer Jinx's method. __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

05-22-2008, 11:37 AM	#381
jinx Come on, cat. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area Posts: 7,013	Hold you hands up in front of you side by side, start on the far left and put one finger down at a time. Putting the first finger down (X1) leaves 9 up. Putting the second finger down (X2) leaves 1 then 8 more, 3rd finger - 2 then 7 etc etc.... kwim? __________________ Crying won't help you, praying won't do you no good.

05-22-2008, 11:37 AM	#382
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Call it what you will. Clone threads didn't seem particularly funny even in the beginning. After the first dozen or so... __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

05-22-2008, 11:39 AM	#383
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	S'not irritating me more than any other day, but I'm not now and have never been a fan of clone threads. Especially as interesting thread drift typical of the Cellar means I feel obliged to read them all, and usually don't get anything in return. I'd find them much funnier if they were in a thread of their own, like Replies to the Cellar Tag Line. Just my opinion. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-22-2008, 11:44 AM	#384
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	But the fact is, you don't have to read them. I find many thread types completely irritating, I won't enumerate them here...but I don't admonish the thread-makers for making the thread. I can choose to not read "Why I have 39 pairs of socks and how I wash them and what color they are and how this is relevant to world peace." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 12:04 PM	#387
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	okay, I didn't see this discussion on clone threads here before I posted my thread. sorry. too much of a bad thing, perhaps. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-22-2008, 12:10 PM	#388
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Sorry guys. I hope I didn't offend any of you. We all have a right to our opinions...but I get a little excited when expressing mine. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-22-2008, 12:16 PM	#389
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	i hope you are all offended....cuz...fuck you. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

05-22-2008, 12:18 PM	#390
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	okay, yay! when and where! oh wait . . . married. Darn! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

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