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04-26-2011, 10:05 AM | #3961 |
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I totally suck at russian roulette. I have trouble reading the number the marble lands in.
Oh, doh...just googled russian roulette. Yeah, I have trouble with that too, the barrel of the gun keeps pointing at other people. It's a LOT more fun that way. Wanna play? |
04-26-2011, 10:08 AM | #3962 |
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Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender.
The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." The robot brings back the best martini ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The robot then proceeds to talk about physics, space exploration and medical technology. The guy leaves, but he is curious...So he goes back into the bar. The robot bartender says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini." Again, the robot makes a great martini gives it to the man and says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "100." The robot then starts to talk about NASCAR, Budweiser and John Deere tractors. The guy leaves, but finds it very interesting, so he thinks he will try it one more time.. He goes back into the bar. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Martini," and the robot brings him another great martini. The robot then says, "What's your IQ?" The guy says, "Uh, about 50." The robot leans in real close and says, "So, you people still happy you voted for Obama?
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04-26-2011, 10:56 AM | #3963 |
To shreds, you say?
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after three martinis my IQ drops about 100 points too.
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04-26-2011, 10:59 AM | #3964 |
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04-26-2011, 11:00 AM | #3965 | |
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04-26-2011, 06:35 PM | #3966 |
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04-26-2011, 06:36 PM | #3967 |
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04-26-2011, 09:47 PM | #3968 |
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i heard it where the question is, 'how many cars you got out this month?'
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04-27-2011, 11:32 PM | #3969 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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need a good joke now...
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04-27-2011, 11:45 PM | #3970 |
Thats "Miss Zipper Neck" to you.
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why is that pig 3 legged?
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04-28-2011, 12:40 AM | #3971 |
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Because he's too special to eat all at once!
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04-28-2011, 01:22 PM | #3972 | |
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In and around gun circles lives the legend of the mall ninja. It is a derogatory term for posers who load up on certain brands of clothing and gear and talk up their abilities. The term mall ninja really popped up and took traction on a message board years ago. I present you with the best consolidation of his posts I've yet to see.
Here's to you Gecko45 Quote:
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04-28-2011, 02:00 PM | #3973 |
To shreds, you say?
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Serpentine! Serpentine!
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04-30-2011, 07:19 PM | #3974 | |
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05-01-2011, 06:02 PM | #3975 |
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Part two in the next post.
They got separated by a page break.
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