What's mildly irritating you today?

[DanaC]

Most stuff you can return for refund because you dont want it. As long as it's within a two week period (I think). Might be seven days for larger purchases.

But you're right. prescription glasses wouldn't be returnable.

[Clodfobble]

Life drama. Guh. It's the anxiety that gets you, because it could turn out to be nothing, or it could be a huge freaking deal. Because that's the way she operates: she might do this catastrophic life-changing thing that would have severe ramifications for everyone around her... or she might not. She just can't decide.

[infinite monkey]

DON'T DO IT.

Or do.

Or don't.

Or do.

I'm no help.

[Clodfobble]

It ain't me. It's the drama-llama. She should definitely not do it, but she's the type who likes chaos, and is rather flippant about it.

[infinite monkey]

haggis. The drama-llama. That is awesome!

I didn't mean you 'you' I meant whoever the 'you' was. Just illustrating the fact that I'm no help.

[Clodfobble]

I didn't make it up myself, "Save the drama for your llama" is a current catchphrase with the hip youth. I think it's from Glee or one of those shows like that. My stepdaughter says it.

[infinite monkey]

Como se llama: what is the name of your llama?

[Aliantha]

It might be from the show 'The Emperors New Groove' which features a llama. My kids used to watch the cartoon. Kuzco was the name of the main character.

[ZenGum]

There's a whole theme here.

Here comes the drama llama.

Watch out for the snark shark.

Get down with the funk skunk.

Avoid the cracker alpaca.

[BigV]

Originally Posted by Blueflare

I'm sure I never took them out of my room, but I can't find them in here. The only place I would have taken them would be the bathroom, and I've looked in there too.
I'm going for a policy of pretending not to look for them, in the hope that they will turn up when I least expect it.

I feel your pain.

I made a cup of tea a while ago. With this tea I like a spoonful of sugar. Cup, teabag, sugar, water. I put the hot teapot back on the stove, returned to the counter where my cup was steaming away and ... and... wtf? I'd like to stir my tea, please. Where is my spoon? I JUST THIS SECOND spooned a little sugar into my mug. Dishwasher? ... mm maybe, but I didn't open it. silverware drawer? maybe I put it back in ther? no... not in the mug. not in the sink. not on the counter, not on the stove, not in my pocket or my hand or my mouth. In fact, I suspect it was only in my goddamn imagination.

W

T

F?


screw it. I drank my tea. whatever.

twenty minutes later... I want some more tea. Same tea, same mug, same kettle, etc. I start the water, open a teabag put it in the cup, get the sugar,

Oh, look. In the sugar canister is my teaspoon.

so the moral of the story is look in the sugar canister for your eyedrops. Or something like that.

[Lamplighter]

Do you think you need to apply for Social Security next week ?

[monster]

Originally Posted by Lamplighter

Do you think you need to apply for Social Security next week ?

Obama-Drama?

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by ZenGum

There's a whole theme here.

Here comes the drama llama.

Watch out for the snark shark.

Get down with the funk skunk.

Avoid the cracker alpaca.

Spite kite

Mean mistreatah Cheetah

Wino Rhino

Jail snail

Cryin' lion

Squirmin' vermin

[infinite monkey]

Mean Cuss Platypus

Curmudgeon Chameleon

You'll die Magpie

Shoot an arrow sparrow

Thug bug

[Aliantha]

I think I have a cold coming on. It's no more than a tickly metalic feeling in my throat at present, but it doesn't seem good. I think I'll make sure I get some sunshine and all that healthy stuff over the next couple of days and try and kick it in the c*** as it comes through the front door.