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03-27-2012, 07:01 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Your drivers licenses are printed on long pink dildos?!
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03-28-2012, 08:34 AM
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Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult
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Eighteen centimeters works out to be a tad over seven inches. Not what *I* call long, but who am I to judge your standards?
 Pam
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03-28-2012, 09:17 AM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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You have to admit it's pretty big for a license, though. Wouldn't fit in my wallet.
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03-28-2012, 04:02 PM
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
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Who keeps a dildo in her wallet? Or is that slang for your special purpose?
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03-28-2012, 06:55 PM
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03-28-2012, 10:10 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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03-28-2012, 10:35 PM
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a beautiful fool
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What do you call a fly with no wings?
A Walk.
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03-29-2012, 01:19 PM
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Professor
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Brest (FRANCE)
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The French driving licence is really a three fold pink paper. I just took out the tape, mine is even 21 cm.
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03-31-2012, 01:03 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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03-31-2012, 03:22 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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04-01-2012, 09:18 PM
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in a mood, not cupcake
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A word of warning to those like me who aren't around children very often...stay alert when you are, or this will happen to you:
8-year-old niece: What are you doing under there? Me: Under where? |
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04-08-2012, 09:31 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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With Great Power comes Huge Electricity Bill.
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04-02-2012, 06:11 AM
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Старый сержант
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: NC, dreaming of large Russian women.
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Oh yea, that is a classic.
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04-02-2012, 06:15 PM
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erika
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I learned it as "what were you eating under there". huh.
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