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Old 03-09-2006, 12:36 PM   #31
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Jesus Kentucky Chicken Christ. No, it just doesn't have the same effect...
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Old 03-09-2006, 12:42 PM   #32
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I once refered to a 2nd LT. as a -
"Fucking witless cocksucking whoremaster fairy."
I avoided a courtmartial simply because my Captain agreed.
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Old 03-09-2006, 01:35 PM   #33
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this comment cost you 10 points of coolness quotient.
High School's over, Jim. It's ok to grow up now. Really.
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:16 PM   #34
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If it didn't offend someone, it wouldn't be an effective cuss and therefore it wouldn't ever be said. Nobody says "Kentucky Fucking Chicken". Although they really ought to.
Actually, I say Kentucken F*ckin Chicken it rolls off the tongue better. But yah it lacks venom. I generally stick with the classics. Mutha F
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Old 03-09-2006, 05:37 PM   #35
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Kant Fucking Cook.

a little jesus fucking christ never goes astray. or bitch ass buddha, mother fucking moses.

i understand where youre coming from with being insulted by someone using "your" gods name in vain or whatever. but it is just a name. and if its my god too then i have every right to say what i want about him/her/it


any swear word with a random word can be an insult
cunt sack
fuck cup
cock moniter
cunt lamp
fuck printer
cock chair
(if you havent guessed im just saying stuff around me)
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Old 03-09-2006, 06:44 PM   #36
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You have a cunt, fuck, cock, cunt, fuck and cock around you?
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Old 03-09-2006, 10:10 PM   #37
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I have no idea where it came from, but I've said "Christ on a cracker!" repeatedly in the last few weeks. I'm pretty fickle though, the next one will come out of nowhere soon, and I'll forget all about this one.
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:03 PM   #38
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* Why is the expression, curse like a sailor. Although I have never spent time with any shipboard, I don't ever really recall hearing a sailor curse. To any extreme or particularly colorful degree, anyway.
Ahem. cough cough
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:07 PM   #39
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One of my favorite epithets (look it up) is "Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick".

Works in front of kidlets too.
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Old 03-09-2006, 11:21 PM   #40
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Wolf..... spend some time around tugboaters (especially the captains). You are sure to hear colorful language & mostly inappropriate jokes/ comments.

I yelled out "fucktard!" (in my car) about some old fucktard that was in front of me. My husband bust out laughing - he had never heard that term before.

We had a friend that used to say (when angry) Fucking gypsy dildo!

No idea what it meant, but you always knew when he was upset!
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Old 03-10-2006, 07:25 AM   #41
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give ya 3 guesses
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Old 03-10-2006, 10:18 AM   #42
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Classic! Where'd you find that? Perfect for him When's his B-day? we could all send him one...then he could have a wall of cock buckets....
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:32 PM   #43
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If the word cunt is said in the proper context, it's really not offensive in the least...
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:35 PM   #44
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Cunt with feet. I mean that's just funny...
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Old 03-10-2006, 12:38 PM   #45
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Cunt with feet. I mean that's just funny...
Interesting...is that anything like a Walking Taco?
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