Whats the oldest thing in your fridge? - Page 3

Sundae · 11-06-2006, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers

My ex.

Oh wait.... he's in the freezer.

Darn, beat me to it - I was going to claim the severed head of the last person who slapped their chops in my hearing.

I have a tiny, tiny fridge - donated by my Granddad when mine packed up. It's called a tabletop fridge, which should give you an idea, so nothing gets to hide in there. In fact I have to keep quite a few items on top of it (it's in an unheated room anyway)

But at work.....!
I have always stuck my nib in and kept the work fridges clean, but in the last building I only concerned myself with sealed goods, figuring if someone had brought something in from home they would remember it.

Bad mistake

At the back of the fridge was a china bowl, covered in foil. In the dish was what I think was previously pasta. Hard to say - it had a blue/ green foam of mould all over the top.

BLEUGH

Took a picture on my camera phone before binning it, as my best friend wasn't in work that day. Now why did she find that weird?

BTW Bri, Bastille Day was pretty much an empty exercise - only 4 prisoners remained by the time it was stormed. But if you, me, Shawnee & Dana get together I reckon we could take more prisoners

Griff · 11-06-2006, 04:27 PM

hmm... Ty Ling Hot Mustard and Millers Horseradish. No dates eeeeeek!!!!

BigV · 11-06-2006, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Scopulus Argentarius

Try moving a 'Katrina Fridge' and have the sludge from the drip pan splash around. Yeah, there were bugs involved... and contents falling out.

That's freakin' gross. And I know.

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Originally Posted by BigV

We intended to remove the freezer from the garage by tipping it up enough to slide the blade of the handtruck underneath and the haul ass to the curb. When we tipped it up, it began to leak. It poured out a milky yellowish liquid with little sparkles in it. Actually, what I thought were sparkles were little wigglers of some kind--maggots probably. Eww.

Dude111 · 02-21-2019, 05:01 PM

Oldest thing in my fridge right now is an expired bottle of milk.. (Wasnt ever opened) -- Going on 2 months past now........ (Gotta throw it out one of these days)

Clodfobble · 02-21-2019, 06:38 PM

I have a pint of milk that's been in there for over a year... but it was frozen and I'm just now thawing it, so it's still good.

monster · 02-21-2019, 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I have a pint of milk that's been in there for over a year... but it was frozen and I'm just now thawing it, so it's still good.

that's cheating!

tw · 02-21-2019, 08:10 PM

Oldest thing inside my refrigerator is my refrigerator.

Undertoad · 02-21-2019, 08:26 PM

Yo dawg

tw · 02-21-2019, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Yo dawg

We also don't keep the dawg in there. Dawg is no longer considered a good source of food.

monster · 02-21-2019, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by busterb

You can make a safe bet, it ain't beer

a buster classic

Gravdigr · 02-21-2019, 10:14 PM

Dude111 · 02-22-2019, 02:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I have a pint of milk that's been in there for over a year... but it was frozen and I'm just now thawing it, so it's still good.

Ya if ya shake it up good when its completly thawed it SHOULD taste the same

Gravdigr · 02-22-2019, 12:37 PM

Got some pretty damn old condiment packets.

Lotta Taco Bell sauce. A lot.

Some of it would need carbon dating to know how old it is.

Glinda · 02-22-2019, 12:56 PM

About a year and a half ago, when I was cleaning out my folks' house, I came upon several half-empty jars of mom's homemade pickles in her garage fridge. There's no telling how old they were when I found them, but I took them home with me.

Just had one yesterday at lunch with my chicken salad sandwich. Still yummy.

Love you, mom. Miss you like crazy.

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02-22-2019, 12:37 PM	#43
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Got some pretty damn old condiment packets. Lotta Taco Bell sauce. A lot. Some of it would need carbon dating to know how old it is. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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02-21-2019, 05:01 PM	#34
Dude111 An Awesome Dude Join Date: Oct 2015 Posts: 1,111	Oldest thing in my fridge right now is an expired bottle of milk.. (Wasnt ever opened) -- Going on 2 months past now........ (Gotta throw it out one of these days)

02-21-2019, 08:10 PM	#37
tw Read? I only know how to write. Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 11,933	Oldest thing inside my refrigerator is my refrigerator.

02-21-2019, 08:26 PM	#38
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yo dawg

02-22-2019, 12:56 PM	#44
Glinda Fucktard Resistance League Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 1.14 acres of heaven Posts: 1,512	About a year and a half ago, when I was cleaning out my folks' house, I came upon several half-empty jars of mom's homemade pickles in her garage fridge. There's no telling how old they were when I found them, but I took them home with me. Just had one yesterday at lunch with my chicken salad sandwich. Still yummy. Love you, mom. Miss you like crazy.

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