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Old 08-30-2011, 05:00 PM   #31
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... She's separated from her husband ...
Keep in mind that some States (check yours) allow spouses to sue third parties for alienation of affection. Even a legal separation may not preclude the action if one of the spouses claims to be pursuing reconciliation. Should this be the case in your State, avoid behaviors that give even the appearance of intimacy like allowing your ex to RON and public displays of affection (incl. photos taken in privacy that could be made public) until she is divorced.
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:30 AM   #32
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Moment of weakness. I'm thinking with a clear head now. I'll just secretly lust after Sundae and Lola Bunny.
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Old 09-01-2011, 09:43 AM   #33
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Hey, don't be secret!
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Old 09-01-2011, 10:23 AM   #34
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... I'm thinking with a clear head now.
Which one?

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I'll just secretly lust after Sundae and Lola Bunny.
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Old 09-02-2011, 04:10 PM   #35
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I'll just secretly lust after Sundae and Lola Bunny.
Now, hold on there Champ. We need a batting order here. You lust after Lola on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I'll lust after Lola on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

We'll give her Sundaes off.

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Old 09-04-2011, 04:06 AM   #36
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Now, hold on there Champ. We need a batting order here. You lust after Lola on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. I'll lust after Lola on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays.

We'll give her Sundaes off.

LOL. Good idea. I sure wish some of these beautiful women from the cellar lived near me
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Old 09-25-2011, 12:53 PM   #37
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We'll give her Sundaes off.
Sorry, but the proper punchline was "She'll be getting Sundaes off".
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Old 09-27-2011, 07:23 AM   #38
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Sorry, but the proper punchline was "She'll be getting Sundaes off".
Sorry...


Who gets Sundae off? Big Sarge, of course.

/comedy grammar clown
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Old 10-07-2011, 07:54 PM   #39
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I messed up. I went to pick up Addie & Cassie decided to meet us. We spent the afternoon together & I even bought her cowboy boots & a new hat. I am so fucked
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:17 PM   #40
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I don't know you or the situation, but as I was reading the thread I was glad you took the advice of others and didn't go for it. I mean, what kind of person leaves another person while they are hospitalized?!! But then I just saw your last post. All I can say now is, I wish you luck.
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:22 PM   #41
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cassie is your ex, addie's mom? or your other daughter?
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Old 10-07-2011, 08:53 PM   #42
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Cassie is my ex, the mother of Addie. The same girl who left me while I was hospitalized.

I 'll try not to let my guard down again. I know she is really just playing me
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Old 10-07-2011, 09:31 PM   #43
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Maybe that's why you're not picking up my calls? Okay, big guy, I won't call you anymore.
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Old 10-08-2011, 11:22 PM   #44
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lola - i'm sorry i missed your calls. if i talked to you and sundae more often i might not make so many stupid mistakes
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Old 10-09-2011, 10:27 AM   #45
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Call me right now then!

FTR, I always assumed your childer had the same mother.
It doesn't really make that much difference I suppose, just that it throws a different light on her behaviour (one child instead of four).

Don't even try to beat yourself up about buying the mother of your (child?) something.
Be who you are. That's it.
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