Nightmare Fuel - Page 31

glatt · 07-12-2016, 09:50 AM

how is that even biologically possible for an insect to be that size? I thought the use of spiracles limited the size of insects to just a couple inches.

footfootfoot · 07-12-2016, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr

This little feller was absolutely reeking. Popdigr caught a glancing blow of skunkspray on the side of his leg. P. Yew. Luckily, he was wearing long pants. The pants are a total loss, and the passenger side seat of GrandCherokeeOne may never be the same.

Since this little guy meant business, no pics. I think I know how bomb disposal guys feel now.

Nervous, very nervous.

The Master Gardener program had a segment on pest critters and the skunk expert said to throw a drop cloth over the trap because skunks don't want to be all that close to skunk spray either, so they won't spray if they are in a confined space. The caveat to that is if it's a teenager skunk, because like all teenagers, "Yee Haw! Check out mah new toy!" SSSSSSPPPPPPRRRAAAAYYY! "Hot damn, Cletus, do it again!" So your mileage may vary in that case.

But, you'd have the check out line to yourself if you made a hat out of it:

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

This Brit was swimming in the oceanl, came home and showered. "I got out of the shower and the pain in my ear was just incredible. I was like Irish dancing around the bathroom. I didn't know what to do with myself"
Her husband looked in a something was looking back, so the spider was removed by an emergency nurse practitioner. She said: "It was alive and very wriggly. It was quite big too."

Sounds familiar

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Originally Posted by glatt

how is that even biologically possible for an insect to be that size? I thought the use of spiracles limited the size of insects to just a couple inches.

My first thought, "Glatt is just making up words now."

Well, ya learn something new every day

xoxoxoBruce · 07-12-2016, 11:40 AM

Maybe it's two critters fucking.

Happy Monkey · 07-17-2016, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

how is that even biologically possible for an insect to be that size? I thought the use of spiracles limited the size of insects to just a couple inches.

There's something wonky about his hand; it might be a forced perspective thing.

footfootfoot · 07-18-2016, 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

There's something wonky about his hand; it might be a forced perspective thing.

Here is a bigger version. At first I didn't notice the difference; I was so focused on the critter.The hand and arm in the foreground do look a little bigger, I bet you're right, the kid seems to be angling back a bit.

Gravdigr · 07-18-2016, 01:00 PM

BigV · 07-18-2016, 11:35 PM

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Because... motherfuckin cobra!

Gravdigr · 07-19-2016, 02:11 PM

I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking shoes!

Gravdigr · 07-26-2016, 01:00 PM

Glatt's own personal nightmare:

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glatt · 07-26-2016, 08:37 PM

For the love of God, man!

footfootfoot · 07-27-2016, 05:21 PM

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Because... motherfuckin cobra!

"...the doctor says you gonna die."

Gravdigr · 08-31-2016, 01:13 PM

xoxoxoBruce · 09-08-2016, 01:53 PM

That pretty blue will contrast nicely with the fire...

gtown · 09-15-2016, 11:55 AM

I wanted to post this in "Wildlife, living next to nature" but was afraid I'd trigger too many people.

This lovely orb-weaver setup a nice trap in front of a backyard floodlight:

gtown · 09-15-2016, 11:56 AM

...and soon after dark caught a visitor (last few secs of the video are nice and close if you want to see that)

and returned to her start position with a well packed meal:

07-12-2016, 11:40 AM	#453
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07-18-2016, 01:00 PM	#456
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07-18-2016, 11:35 PM	#457
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Because... motherfuckin cobra! __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

07-19-2016, 02:11 PM	#458
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I have had it with these motherfucking snakes in my motherfucking shoes! __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-26-2016, 01:00 PM	#459
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Glatt's own personal nightmare: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

07-12-2016, 09:50 AM	#451
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	how is that even biologically possible for an insect to be that size? I thought the use of spiracles limited the size of insects to just a couple inches.

07-26-2016, 08:37 PM	#460
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	For the love of God, man!

08-31-2016, 01:13 PM	#462
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	__________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

09-08-2016, 01:53 PM	#463
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	That pretty blue will contrast nicely with the fire... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

09-15-2016, 11:55 AM	#464
gtown Master of the Domain Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 238	I wanted to post this in "Wildlife, living next to nature" but was afraid I'd trigger too many people. This lovely orb-weaver setup a nice trap in front of a backyard floodlight: Attached Images

09-15-2016, 11:56 AM	#465
gtown Master of the Domain Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 238	...and soon after dark caught a visitor (last few secs of the video are nice and close if you want to see that) and returned to her start position with a well packed meal: Attached Images

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