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I hear them call the tide
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How many SEALS does it take to screw in a lightbulb....?
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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One really short one?
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We have to go back, Kate!
Join Date: Apr 2004
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You do not need to know.
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It depends on which news source you ask.
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Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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And they'll never get a commendation from the House anyway.
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barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy.
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Comedian Jeff Foxworthy being politically incorrect on Muslims...
IF...... 1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. You have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof, and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim
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#472 |
Turns out my CRS is a symptom of TMB.
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Snopes says it's not from Foxworthy.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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I didn't think it was particularly funny.
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To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
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but it was pretty racist
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We have to go back, Kate!
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True.
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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Oh, be nice. It's in the Tasteless Jokes thread. Every single joke in here has been racist or otherwise horribly offensive. I can think of several that were far worse, most involving sex and children. Don't start a flame war today.
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Join Date: Apr 2010
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I used to go out with a Muslim woman but her views on suicide bombing were too much to take. She eventually went off with someone else.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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See, now that is tasteless and racist but it's also funny.
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Tasteless... OK. But it can't be a racist joke...
Islam being a religion, a muslim doesn't belong to a specific race.
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We have to go back, Kate!
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True enough. Except that 'muslim' is generally used as a shorthand to describe people of a particular ethnicity.
It's the same argument used by the British National Party to protect themselves when they say things like 'muslims are like cockroaches infesting our country, and what do we do with cockroaches ?' Obviously had they said 'Pakistanis are like cockroaches infesting our country and what do we do with cockroaches?' they'd fall foul of our racehate laws.
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