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Old 01-18-2012, 10:09 PM   #1
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Jelly side up. Its required.
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Peanut butter first - it insulates the bread thereby preventing it from absorbing all the liquid from the jelly.
If you put peanut butter on both slices of bread, how can you have the jelly side up? It would be in the middle.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:03 PM   #2
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Hello, SamIam. I didn't know the "other you" but I've heard stories. I like what I see here. Sounds like you're in a much better place in your life, and I have to think that this should be encouraged. Hope the subsequent 32 pages of this thread went well. These ƒuckers drift like a baloney stopwatch.
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:07 PM   #3
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Baloney ƒIRST!!!!!
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:13 PM   #4
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:52 PM   #5
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Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...
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Old 01-19-2012, 01:00 AM   #6
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Any minute now we're going to be taping the PBJ sandwich to a cat dropped from a small height above an infinitely expensive carpet...
Hey! That was a fun little experiment. I'd almost forgotten about it. I believe I just used plain old butter, though and the kitty strongly objected to having a slice of bread taped to his back. The things I do for the sake of science...
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Old 01-18-2012, 10:54 PM   #7
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... on a plane on a treadmill?
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:01 PM   #8
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On a treadmill? Luxury! When ah were a boy, we din't have no treadmills...
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Old 01-18-2012, 11:56 PM   #9
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Peanut butter on the bottom, applied first. Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.

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Old 01-19-2012, 07:58 AM   #10
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Jelly laid directly on the peanut butter.
What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.
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Old 01-19-2012, 07:59 AM   #11
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What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.

You put the peanut butter on one slice, and the jelly on the other, and you bring the two together by flipping the peanut butter slice onto the jelly slice. If you flipped the jelly slice, the jelly might drip off because a proper PB&J sandwich has a lot of jelly.
jim, Dude! What he said!

Sigh. Read the instructions, people!

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Peanut...Jelly-Sandwich
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:16 AM   #12
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What are you, high? You're going to get a little peanut butter on your jelly knife and contaminate the jelly jar if you do that.
Yes! Even washing the knife between is not sufficient. Two knives is the only option.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:23 AM   #13
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I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.
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Old 01-19-2012, 08:25 AM   #14
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I thought you had to put Hershey bars in between the PB and J.
That is WAY too much going on, for a sandwich.

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Old 01-19-2012, 09:00 AM   #15
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Yes! Even washing the knife between is not sufficient. Two knives is the only option.
We keep the peanut butter and jelly in separate fridges.
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