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05-25-2014, 11:53 PM
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Junior Master Dwellar
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So, the distance from Houston to Dallas is 4 hours. My sister once went there and I asked when did she arrive? She mentioned something like 4 1/2 hours or so more. I said I thought it's only 4 hours to get to Dallas. She replied the lady she went with drove slow.
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05-26-2014, 12:11 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
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This comic nearly made me die laughing.
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05-26-2014, 12:15 PM
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05-30-2014, 08:27 AM
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The future is unwritten
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Our typing monkey...
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05-30-2014, 04:51 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I read the monkey's writing in James Earl Jones' voice.
Perhaps John Gielgud.
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06-01-2014, 01:13 PM
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06-01-2014, 02:11 PM
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You'll be rich...
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06-09-2014, 10:58 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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06-10-2014, 03:05 AM
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polaroid of perfection
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A shopfitter and his apprentice are putting the finishing touches to a new shop.
Pleased with their progress they stop for a break. As the sun is shining the older fitter suggests they sit in the shop window for their tea. But he warns, "I bet some thicko stops by and asks what we're selling." Sure enough, as they sit and sip, a Yorkshireman ambles up and asks what the shop sells. With a sidelong look at his apprentice, the experienced shopfitter says, "Thickos." "Eeee," says the Yorkshiremen, "you'll do well here. Look, only just opened and you're already down to your last two!"
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06-10-2014, 06:31 AM
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What is a "Thickos"?
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06-10-2014, 07:22 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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A thick witted person = Thicko. More than one = Thickos.
Or were you being ironic?
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06-10-2014, 08:02 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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I truly did not know, it is a British-ism I had never heard before. It was not in the book I got for Christmas last year.
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06-10-2014, 01:43 PM
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The Un-Tuckian
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I thought she'd developed a lithp.
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06-10-2014, 03:45 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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Then it would have been 'thopfitter' which I don't know what that is either.
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06-11-2014, 07:21 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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What that is you just don't.
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