Unpopular opinions you hold

[Aliantha]

Now that one's just not true!

[HungLikeJesus]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Now that one's just not true!

What do you mean?

A co-worker was telling me that he bought his wife flowers and that was my response. (i.e. Candy and flowers are for women who don't really like sex).

[Aliantha]

Well I for one am a woman who likes candy, flowers AND sex. Preferably all at the same time even.

[HungLikeJesus]

For some reason that made me think of the William Blake poem The Sick Rose, from Songs of Innocence, Songs of Experience:

O ROSE, thou art sick!
The invisible worm,
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm,

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy;
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy.

Well, maybe not. The meaning of this poem is still hotly debated, but I'm sure it backs up my earlier statement.
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[Weird Harold]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Well I for one am a woman who likes candy, flowers AND sex. Preferably all at the same time even.

This reminds me of Seinfeld. George going for the trifecta. Having sex, while watching TV, while eating a pastrami sandwich.

[Kingswood]

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Well I for one am a woman who likes candy, flowers AND sex. Preferably all at the same time even.

I hope you have a boyfriend who doesn't get confused easily. Otherwise you might end up with a bunch of flowers in your mouth, chocolates in the funpark and you wouldn't want to find the vase.

[Perry Winkle]

Originally Posted by Kingswood

I hope you have a boyfriend who doesn't get confused easily. Otherwise you might end up with a bunch of flowers in your mouth, chocolates in the funpark and you wouldn't want to find the vase.

[Aliantha]

Originally Posted by Kingswood

I hope you have a boyfriend who doesn't get confused easily. Otherwise you might end up with a bunch of flowers in your mouth, chocolates in the funpark and you wouldn't want to find the vase.

I don't have a b/f. Only a husband. He seems to know what goes where.

[Aliantha]

The rose is a right wing proponent who has secretly been corrupted by the left and now suffers from something akin to stockholm syndrome which is slowly killing his beliefs.

What does that have to do with candy, flowers and sex?

If you can walk the store you have no business having a disabled parking permit.

Originally Posted by HLJ

+ Candy and flowers are for women who don't really like sex

No way, only give them to women who are going to give it up or you have plans in that direction, unless you are friends.
Also, we men should be wooed as well.

[xoxoxoBruce]

Yup, that's pretty unpopular.

Originally Posted by HLJ

+ People with disabled parking permits on their cars should not be allowed to park in the non-handicapped spaces.

As long as we get to tow those that park in the disabled spaces without a permit.

I have a lift that exits out the side... I cannot park in regular spots, or in disabled spots when egocentric shit-heads park in the loading zones for the disabled spots.

[monster]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

As long as we get to tow those that park in the disabled spaces without a permit.

Tow them? Dammit put them in the crusher there and then. Stack up the cubes like war trophies.

[monster]

There should be more disabled parking spaces and disabled badges should be given to anyone who's driving is disabled. preferably as near to both the parking lot entrance and the store entrance as possible. I don't care if I have to walk further, just keep them the hell away from me.

In fact why not put spaces for the physically disabled in the furthest corner but then provide sheltered moving walkways/people mover thingies to the store. leave the spaces near the store for the lazy asses who feel entitled to them regardless of their physical ability ,and let them fight with each other for spaces and drive into each others cars.

[TheMercenary]

Rosie O'Donnell has a penis.