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Old 02-14-2013, 05:05 AM   #1
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That is German humor at its finest.
Two peanuts were walking down the street.
One was assaulted... peanut.

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:51 PM   #2
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I think I've won the thread.

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Shouldn't there be a hole in that front cantle? Not that there's anything wrong with that...
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Old 02-14-2013, 12:54 PM   #3
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Not too bad a price, either, all things considered.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:02 PM   #4
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That looks uncomfortable for gay cowboys. Maybe lesbian cowgirls, though.
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Old 02-14-2013, 01:21 PM   #5
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Old 02-14-2013, 03:22 PM   #6
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Cantle? Color me impressed. Though I grew up in a city.
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Old 02-14-2013, 08:38 PM   #7
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Cantle? Color me impressed. Though I grew up in a city.
cantle, yes. in this case, the opposite of candle.
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Old 02-17-2013, 03:42 AM   #8
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Cantle? Color me impressed. Though I grew up in a city.
I thought I knew that, but, I had to look it up.

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Old 02-14-2013, 04:35 PM   #9
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Re German humour:

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Old 02-14-2013, 04:59 PM   #10
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Grav, that's a Man, I cure! set.


And $1,000 is dirt cheap for any saddle.
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Old 02-20-2013, 12:30 PM   #11
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And $1,000 is dirt cheap for any saddle.
And that's a beauty too.
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Old 03-14-2013, 04:27 PM   #12
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Loving this kid's expression.

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Old 02-17-2013, 07:16 PM   #13
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If the cowboy farts, does that make it a cantle in the wind?
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Old 02-17-2013, 07:32 PM   #14
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All these years I've been riding and that joke never occurred to me.
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Old 02-17-2013, 09:23 PM   #15
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I just sent that photo to my sister, she makes saddles. I asked her to think about a new product line
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