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Old 10-11-2015, 03:26 PM   #5371
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Old 10-11-2015, 04:02 PM   #5372
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I like that Buster.
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Old 10-12-2015, 05:30 PM   #5373
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Old 10-12-2015, 05:54 PM   #5374
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Old 10-13-2015, 01:59 AM   #5375
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Jack goes to his friend Mike and says "I'm sleeping with the Pastor's Wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after the service for me?" Mike doesn't like it but being a friend, he agrees.

After the service, he starts talking to the Pastor, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied. Finally the Pastor gets annoyed and asks Mike what he's really up to. Mike, feeling guilty, finally confesses to the Pastor "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied".

The Pastor smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Mike's shoulder and says "You'd better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago!"
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Old 10-13-2015, 07:35 AM   #5376
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It took me about three tries to get that!
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Old 10-13-2015, 08:29 AM   #5377
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yeah that was funny.

The rabbit though - the rabbit doing a shadow hand had me chortling for several minutes.
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Old 10-13-2015, 08:55 AM   #5378
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I love the rabbit!

And I didn't see the punchline coming in the pastor joke, I love it when that happens.
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Old 10-13-2015, 12:23 PM   #5379
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OK, I'll fess up: I don't get the pastor joke? Help?
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Old 10-13-2015, 12:29 PM   #5380
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There were two people being held up in the church for an hour.
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Old 10-13-2015, 12:30 PM   #5381
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Ohhhhhhhhh.

Thank you, HM!
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Old 10-16-2015, 12:16 PM   #5382
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um, so.... not a necrophilia joke?
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Old 10-16-2015, 12:46 PM   #5383
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Not necessarily...
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Old 10-17-2015, 01:52 PM   #5384
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They "balanced" an egg on Jeff's head (NSFW Language):



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Old 10-17-2015, 02:06 PM   #5385
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Nothing personal, Grav, I'm sure everyone will like that... but...

I don't think that's funny. I know I'm in a tiny minority, but "pranks" don't amuse me. I've seen too many people singled out repeatedly, not me, because everyone who knew me, knew I would fuck them up. Yeah, my Ex-2 acused me of not knowing how to play. Maybe, however the shame and sometimes injury to people/property is not funny to me.

Now back to your regularly scheduled giggles.
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