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fargon · 02-26-2019, 09:52 PM

That's adorable.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-03-2019, 01:30 AM

It's funny but also tragic...

slang · 03-03-2019, 04:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

It's funny but also tragic...

I love that, Bruce.

Squawk · 03-03-2019, 07:57 AM

I've got an interview for another job coming up this week. Reminds me of this Harry Hill skit

Gravdigr · 03-06-2019, 09:50 AM

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I did not know Luke Perry's daughter was a black man.

BigV · 03-06-2019, 11:10 AM

Maybe the algorithm started with "stroke" and decided, what the heck, and just colored in the rest....

slang · 03-06-2019, 05:57 PM

I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works.

He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards.

And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

Kagen4o4 · 03-07-2019, 05:44 AM

*yawns* just woke up. What did I miss? Is there still a thisisnotporn thread?

glatt · 03-07-2019, 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang

And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.

slang · 03-07-2019, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

I read that as "media expertise" at first. LOL.

The right coverage might bring him back to life.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-07-2019, 04:37 PM

Not if the coverage is dirt.

Gravdigr · 03-13-2019, 08:56 PM

A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’

The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’

Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’

The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’

The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’

fargon · 03-13-2019, 10:19 PM

LOL!!!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-17-2019, 01:56 AM

Lucadors...

Gravdigr · 03-17-2019, 07:22 AM

Professional wrestling: Men without pants, fighting over a belt.

02-26-2019, 09:52 PM	#5761
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	That's adorable. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-03-2019, 01:30 AM	#5762
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It's funny but also tragic... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-03-2019, 07:57 AM	#5764
Squawk Peoploid Join Date: Aug 2017 Posts: 152	I've got an interview for another job coming up this week. Reminds me of this Harry Hill skit __________________ 'Nothin' seems that weird anymore' Lo-Fidelity Allstars

03-06-2019, 09:50 AM	#5765
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I did *not* know Luke Perry's daughter was a black man. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-06-2019, 11:10 AM	#5766
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Maybe the algorithm started with "stroke" and decided, what the heck, and just colored in the rest.... __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-06-2019, 05:57 PM	#5767
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I was never a Luke Perry fan. Do not dislike the man but not into his works. He is or was very popular. Him passing from a stroke just seems a bit strange. Cancer? Sure, but stroke is commonly survivable even if you aren't the same person afterwards. And with all the medical expertise able to come to his aid? Just doesn't sound right.

03-07-2019, 05:44 AM	#5768
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	yawns just woke up. What did I miss? Is there still a thisisnotporn thread? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-07-2019, 04:37 PM	#5771
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Not if the coverage is dirt. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-13-2019, 08:56 PM	#5772
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	A woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a Bar in Dublin?. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’ Down at the end of the bar, an old drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed ‘Give the ballerina a drink!’ The bartender poured the drink and the woman drunk it. She turned again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ‘What man here will buy a lady a drink?’ Once again, the same little drunk shouted ‘Give the ballerina another drink!’ The bartender approached the drunk and said ‘Tell me, Paddy, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her a ballerina?’ The drunk replied, ‘Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!’ __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-13-2019, 10:19 PM	#5773
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	LOL!!! __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-17-2019, 01:56 AM	#5774
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Lucadors... Attached Images __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-17-2019, 07:22 AM	#5775
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Professional wrestling: Men without pants, fighting over a belt. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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