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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
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Might have to think about it...
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#5912 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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#5913 |
Person who doesn't update the user title
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: La Crosse, WI
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I am ruined for life.
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Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind. |
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#5914 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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To get to Wedding so she can make an honest man of you.
And because of her three huge brothers in the back seat whispering squeal like a pig.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. |
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#5915 |
Junior Master Dwellar
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Northern California
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#5916 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Ooh, topical.
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The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
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Quote:
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#5918 |
The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Heh, that pot might be worth more than the one where I got my scooter...
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#5919 |
The future is unwritten
Join Date: Oct 2002
Posts: 71,105
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Contemporary Bingo...
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#5920 |
Peoploid
Join Date: Aug 2017
Posts: 152
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More covid humour.
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#5921 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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That right there is some comedy gold!
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Be Just and Fear Not. |
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#5922 |
still says videotape
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 26,813
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#5923 |
Goon Squad Leader
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Seattle
Posts: 27,063
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#5924 |
Peoploid
Join Date: Aug 2017
Posts: 152
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On the first day of isolation my true love sent to me
A cartridge in an uzi. On the second day of isolation my true love sent to me Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the third day of isolation my true love sent to me Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the fourth day of isolation my true love sent to me Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the fifth day of isolation my true love sent to me Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the sixth day of isolation my true love sent to me Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the seventh day of isolation my true love sent to me Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the eighth day of isolation my true love sent to me Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the ninth day of isolation my true love sent to me Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the tenth day of isolation my true love sent to me Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bix pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the eleventh day of isolation my true love sent to me Eleven rolls of Andrex Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi. On the twelfth day of isolation my true love sent to me Twelve snipers shooting Eleven rolls of Andrex Ten sores a-sleeping Nine pills a-popping Eight ways of sneezing Seven cons a-phishing Six police arresting Five chicken wings Four calling cards Three bic pens Two surgical gloves And a cartridge in an uzi.
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#5925 |
To shreds, you say?
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet!
Posts: 18,449
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hmm.
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