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Old 06-17-2006, 02:31 PM   #46
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My son was born on 8/11 weighing 8lbs 11oz - at 8:00pm
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Old 06-17-2006, 02:34 PM   #47
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My son was born on 8/11 weighing 8lbs 11oz - at 8:00pm
You messed that up. You couldn't wait 11 minutes?
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Old 06-17-2006, 02:52 PM   #48
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I blame everyone else for being impatient with me.... yelling PUSH! PUSH!
screwed up my timing...
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Old 06-17-2006, 03:21 PM   #49
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Why do people think it's a good idea to yell at a woman in labor? The whole 'push! push!' thing is a bit rich. What do they THINK she's doing, huh?
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Old 06-17-2006, 03:21 PM   #50
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1000-JAN-1: Many Christians in Europe had predicted the end of the world on this date. As the date approached, Christian armies waged war against some of the Pagan countries in Northern Europe. The motivation was to convert them all to Christianity, by force if necessary, before Christ returned in the year 1000. Meanwhile, some Christians had given their possessions to the Church in anticipation of the end. Fortunately, the level of education was so low that many citizens were unaware of the year. They did not know enough to be afraid. Otherwise, the panic might have been far worse than it was. Unfortunately, when Jesus did not appear, the church did not return the gifts. Serious criticism of the Church followed. The Church reacted by exterminating some heretics.

1284: Pope Innocent III computed this date by adding 666 years onto the date the Islam was founded.

http://www.religioustolerance.org/end_wrl2.htm
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Old 06-17-2006, 08:38 PM   #51
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lol, christians caused the black plague because they killed cats.
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Old 06-18-2006, 08:39 PM   #52
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no worries, mate.

they were cat killing christians.
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Old 06-19-2006, 09:49 AM   #53
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were they killing Christian cats?
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Old 06-19-2006, 02:32 PM   #54
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There are no christian cats.
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Old 06-19-2006, 03:21 PM   #55
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ARe you telling me that Shadow and Purry are not in heaven?
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Old 06-19-2006, 04:01 PM   #56
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Every cat is a god of its own heaven.
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:23 PM   #57
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:15 PM   #58
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Is it too late for me to say that I think the world is going to end on 6-6-06?
Nope, just ask the Calvinists.
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Old 06-22-2006, 04:35 PM   #59
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There are no christian cats.
When I was in 2nd grade, my cat was run over and I rode with it in the back of the car to the vet. It had to be put to sleep and it was very traumatic. When I finally stopped crying a few days later, I went back to school. I told the nun what happened and said it was OK because mommy said Cinders would go to heaven. Sister French Fry (that's what we called her) rather yelled "Animals don't have souls. Animals don't go to heaven."

Needless to say my mom ripped her a new one.

Which is why we say "recovering" catholic rather than "lapsed" catholic!
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Old 06-26-2006, 04:47 AM   #60
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I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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