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Old 10-01-2007, 02:54 PM   #46
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It's just an honor to be nominated! (Did I mention I can suck the chrome of a bumper?)
I'd be more impressed if you could suck the chrome off of a bumper...

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Old 10-01-2007, 03:13 PM   #47
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I'd be more impressed if you could suck the chrome off of a bumper...

"off of"? *ahem*
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Old 10-01-2007, 03:29 PM   #48
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suck a bowling ball through a garden hose

suck start a harley

suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch

i just dont want that much suction, personally. i'd settle for the ol' motorcycle throttle technique and some eye contact.
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Old 10-01-2007, 05:16 PM   #49
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My favourite advertising slogan ever:

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!"
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Old 10-01-2007, 05:45 PM   #50
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My favourite advertising slogan ever:

"Nothing sucks like an Electrolux!"
and many a young man admitted to casualty after taking that to heart...
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:33 AM   #51
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Hmmm....an amendment to the question (It's the cellar ladies we are talking about) .......How did you learn that you could suck the chrome off a bumper while finishing "War and Peace" all in one sitting?
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Old 10-02-2007, 11:35 AM   #52
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Well, ....This one time, at Band Camp...
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Old 10-04-2007, 10:04 AM   #53
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Well, ....This one time, at Band Camp...
Yes... please don't leave us hanging...limp.
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Old 10-04-2007, 10:37 AM   #54
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I'd be more impressed if you could suck the chrome off of a bumper...

Never criticize someone who has your dick in his mouth!!! ;-)
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Old 10-04-2007, 11:29 AM   #55
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Oh....not only is Sheldon not a woman he's cute with those glasses....I stand corrected with the vote count....And here I thought I had a perfect candidate...Plbbbt.....
I need to start paying more attention to your personal profiles...
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Old 10-04-2007, 06:44 PM   #56
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Never criticize someone who has your dick in his mouth!!! ;-)
Surely it's Never criticise someone who has their mouth round your dick?


[eta] just realised I misread that post lol]

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Old 10-04-2007, 09:49 PM   #57
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Wolf of course is the Queen of Swords (back to the tarot). Steely cold in some aspects, sharp as a knife, no nonsense. But rapier wit, and personality shines through.
Thank you!

Incidentally, QoS is the card I choose for my Significator!
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Old 10-06-2007, 04:08 PM   #58
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Well....I can see why the Cellar's ratings have been down..........[echo]
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Old 10-06-2007, 07:09 PM   #59
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Maybe this isn't the right time or the Cellar isn't the just place for it...?

I tried to be inclusive when I posted my vote(s) and all I realised was how many Dwellars I would vote for, given the chance. And how many I missed out.

I once tried to organise an office poll along the same lines as one my group of friends did every Christmas. We voted on ours every year, everything from The Best Looking Candidate If They Changed Sex to The Most Divisive In The Group, but when I tried (a tamer one) in the office it fell flat. I was really annoyed having spent £20 - $40! - in prizes. The truth was my friends were used to doing it every year and didn't feel like sycophants - and trusted the private vote. Maybe it's just not a Cellar thing.

Doesn't make it a bad idea. I was going to post bout the ridiculousness of me being Ms Cellar, then decided it sounded faux. I'm not, but if people aren't interested then neither humility or hubris will convince them.

Oh yeah, vote Jinx.
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Old 10-06-2007, 07:33 PM   #60
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god i'm in love with sundae girl---i really am.

mebbe i'm the gay for her.

ps-- i AM the gey for her.
I am willing to be a lesbian in order to be with any and all of you...just sayin'.
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