Florida Face Eater

[Sundae]

New face-eating sitch in China.
It's the beginning of the end I tell you. They're coming to get you Barbara.

Send me money for airfare, pronto!
Wolf, stock up on ammo and PG Tips and I'll be with you as soon as I can.

http://www.rt.com/news/cannibal-china-chewing-face-311/

Horrifying footage surfaced of an attempt by a bus driver in China to eat a woman’s face in the city of Wenzhou. This is only the latest in a string of bizarre cannibal crimes across the world.

*The Shanghai Daily reported that a bus driver known only as “Dong” ran into the middle of the road near a bus station in the Ouhai district of Wenzhou City, blocking the car of a female driver. The woman has been identified only as “Du”.


Dong then apparently attacked Du’s car, climbing onto the hood and banging violently on the windshield. As the terrified Du fled her vehicle, Dong reportedly wrestled her to the ground and in a bloody act of savagery began to eat her face off.

Apparently, Dong had been drinking heavily at lunch.


Witnesses say they tried to subdue the man, but he was so “crazed” that intervention was impossible until the police arrived to apprehend him. Du was sent to a hospital where she will need plastic surgery to repair her nose and lips.

[Cyber Wolf]

There must be something about the face that makes it prime selection for the cannibalistically-inclined head cases. ...the recent ones, at least.

[Undertoad]

Dr Drew points out that it could be bath salts after all: there's no good blood/urine test for them, and headline writers don't understand that not detecting something doesn't mean it wasn't there.