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03-08-2011, 10:14 PM
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Doctor Wtf
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I guess the idea is to exploit people's assumptions that people with glasses are smarter. It can work, until we see you're wearing fake glasses.
 then you look teh stoopit.
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03-12-2011, 10:41 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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Quote:
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03-12-2011, 04:21 PM
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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While walking outside to my car, I saw my car door ajar, my glove box open, and my coins missing from the catch all. I guess I left the door unlocked at some point.
 Amusing, is if whoever had been more methodical, the person would have found a $10 dollar Starbucks gift card in my ashtray. Amateur 
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03-13-2011, 08:17 AM
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still says videotape
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Ha!
I was at an art show with Lil' Pete yesterday and this teenage boy tripped and almost took a header because he was starring at Lil' instead of looking where he was going. I remember being a teenage guy ... it was damn hard to focus.
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03-13-2011, 11:49 AM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-13-2011, 05:25 PM
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UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Austin, TX
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There is apparently a new rule in place at my grocery store. Today, behind the various deli, fish and meat counters, all of the bearded gentlemen were wearing a second hairnet strung around their entire jaw. Even the guy with just a few days' stubble had one on. It was pretty silly looking.
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03-13-2011, 06:22 PM
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LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Arkansas
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And feels Worse Clodd ,
Its a Food safety thing I have to wear Beard Nets in Food Plants All the time ,
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03-13-2011, 07:27 PM
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Only looks like a disaster tourist
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It's even worse at the nudist grocery.
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03-14-2011, 04:01 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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be glad you're not there when they make the doughnuts
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03-16-2011, 12:17 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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A man robbed a bank downtown then hopped the RTA bus for a getaway. He was busted right in front of my building.
With all that cash he could have afforded a cab.
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03-17-2011, 08:53 AM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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This Sports Illustrated slide-show of misspelled jerseys cracked me up. I can almost understand some of the names, but the cities and team names? West Virgina? Angees? Torotno?
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html I played on a company softball team and our company logo had words around it in a circle (dependability, service, something something.) The logo went on our shirts and the dumbest guy in the business pointed out at our first game that they spelled it "sercice." I was so proud of him! I hadn't even noticed yet. |
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03-17-2011, 11:30 AM
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I hear them call the tide
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West Virgina ..on the entire team's shirts... -I'm crying here.......
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03-17-2011, 12:14 PM
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Person who doesn't update the user title
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this one is phonetically spelled. Sort of.
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03-17-2011, 01:06 PM
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To shreds, you say?
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03-17-2011, 10:12 PM
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I hear them call the tide
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This email I just sent to Hector's teachers and the school secretary about him missing school tomorrow:
Teachers, cc: School Secretay Hector will not be in school tomorrow (Friday). He has a series of appointments with a team of petrified dihydrogen monoxide specialists, as we previously discussed. have a great weekend. Monster It amuses me greatly  And I am happy he's in a school where I can do this.
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